The proof that 1+1=1 :
a = 1
b = 1
a = b
a2 = b2
a2 - b2 = 0
(a-b)(a+b) = 0
(a-b)(a+b)/(a-b) = 0/(a-b)
1(a+b) = 0
(a+b) = 0
1 + 1 = 0
2 = 0
1 = 0
1 + 1 = 1
Proof that 1+1=1
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Re: Proof that 1+1=1
(a-b) is 0. You can't divide by zero.
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EDIT: omg post #700
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is wrong, 2(a-b) = (a-b)(a-b), unless you meant a^2 and b^2 in which case it's correct. You still can't divide by zero tho.a2 - b2 = 0
(a-b)(a+b) = 0
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Re: Proof that 1+1=1
HOLY SHI-Azabael wrote:OMG WTFRez|l wrote:
EDIT: omg post #700
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WWW.WOWOMG.COMInfinite wrote:HOLY SHI-Azabael wrote:OMG WTFRez|l wrote:
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Re: Proof that 1+1=1
Guise srsly. 
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you are srsly 702? and who is this "Guise" person?!?!Rez|l wrote:Guise srsly.
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Double post!
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Re: Proof that 1+1=1
on topic:
(a-b)(a+b)/(a-b) = 0/(a-b)
1(a+b) = 0
(a-b) = 0
(a-b)/(a-b) = 0/0
(a-b)(a+b)/(a-b) = 0/(a-b)
1(a+b) = 0
(a-b) = 0
(a-b)/(a-b) = 0/0
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Re: Proof that 1+1=1
There it goes wrong indeed
From (a-b)(a+b)/(a-b) = 0/(a-b) it pretty much makes no sense anymore.
From (a-b)(a+b)/(a-b) = 0/(a-b) it pretty much makes no sense anymore.
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Re: Proof that 1+1=1
The fact that they assign two different variable to the same number is just stupid. If you could prove it WITHOUT two different variables, then it'd be cool.
In your proof, your treating them as different.
In your proof, your treating them as different.