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Non-Drinker Question.? WINE.

Post by steveuk » December 26th, 2006, 6:58 pm

Ok here is a question i keep asking myself.

As a non drinker, why is it that people who knows you always keep buying you Bottles of Wine for your Birthday or For Christmas.

Every year for the last 10 years my wife's employer has given me wine, a close friend also has given wine every year for 5 years.
Other friends buy wine for me at Xmas to, what did i just get the other day Christmas Eve, YEP ya got it, WINE, from 3 people who knows i dont drink the stuff. GRRR The problem is they give me this stuff and it ends up in other people bellies..lol cos the wife openes it with out asking me and her friends comsume it for me.

Now Wine comes in differant price rages, i know the wine the wifes employer give me is not cheap, i think 1 bottle she gave me a few years ago cost around £30, i know coz i looked at the price on the internet..lol, But i never got to drink it, the wifes friends drunk it without asking.

I know if i kepted every bottle of wine i have ever been given me i could open my own wine celler..lol But every year without fail all wine given to me gets drunk without asking me first coz wife takes charge in this darn house. She's the BOSS..lol


Question is why do people keep on giving me wine.. i dont want the darn stuff if i cant drink it myself, why cant they just give me the cash, or buy me a few pairs of socks or some other iteam of clothing, or even a book or somethink for my computer, ect...Is it because they have brought so much wine themselfs and they dont like it they decide to pass on to me.??

God i just wished they stop giving me wine and give me somethink differnt each year..lol

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Post by [SoE]_Zaitsev » December 26th, 2006, 7:11 pm

SWMBO

Wine is there to celebrate the new year. Maybe they do it to annoy you ? :P

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Post by Ownia » December 26th, 2006, 10:03 pm

I remember gettin my mother LEGO's for christmas, coz she gave em all to me afterwards.
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Post by Soviet » December 26th, 2006, 10:34 pm

heres 2 solutions:

a. start drinking
b. bitch at everyone that got you alcoholic beverages

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Post by steveuk » December 27th, 2006, 1:30 am

Soviet wrote:heres 2 solutions:

a. start drinking
b. bitch at everyone that got you alcoholic beverages
A: only drink i do drink is Smirroff Ice & Coca Cola..lol
B: I do always bitch at them, bu t do they ever listen... NOPE, either they are DEAF or they realy need to get rid of there overstock Wines..lol

I just thought of somethink.. if people give me wine and it dont get drunk i could give them there wines back the next year as my Christmas Gift,lo :lol: l maybe they will learn then...Hahahahaha, :lol: still i bet i would still get wine from them befor i give mine back.??? :roll:

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Post by Drofder2004 » December 27th, 2006, 2:13 am

Solution to problem.


Stop buying them anything.

Once they stop, then you start again, but this time buy them an etch-a-sketch...
but before you give them, use the Etch-a-Sketch and put the words....

"If I receive wine once more from you, I will fucking flip"

followed by a smiley face...

I guarantee you will never receive wine again (and possible never be spoken to either :P)
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Post by Lisa » December 28th, 2006, 1:16 am

1. Tell them NOT to give you wine because you don't like it...
2. Start drinking wine...
3. Stop whining
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Post by Soviet » December 28th, 2006, 4:24 am

amen to #3

also, w00t for House, lisa :P

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Post by Lisa » December 28th, 2006, 11:18 pm

Soviet wrote:amen to #3

also, w00t for House, lisa :P
:wink: House rules!!
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Post by Koekie » December 30th, 2006, 12:30 am

Hide the wine and secretly open a licensed victualler's shop
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