5 reasons to hate ...

[Pedsdude]

Quite a few good ones:

http://www.gamesradar.com/f/5-reasons-t ... 4831908031
http://www.gamesradar.com/f/5-reasons-t ... 1650221084
http://www.gamesradar.com/f/5-reasons-t ... 5537598076
http://www.gamesradar.com/f/5-reasons-t ... 1739927009

I think there's more, but that's all I can be bothered to post, if you want to read more then I'm sure you can find them

[Soviet]

Wow, the first three were incredibly fucking stupid.

[Pedsdude]

I guess you misunderstood that it was probably written tongue-in-cheek?