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Post by The President » December 1st, 2008, 11:40 pm

California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.

President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader! (not me :twisted: )

More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.

Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Starfish don't have brains.

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor.

Right-handed people live about 9 years longer than left-handed people.



Best ones I could find 8)

[23:21] Damselflies<3MyDog: :(, you have no heard!
[23:21] Damselflies<3MyDog: head*
[23:21] Damselflies<3MyDog: heart * !
[23:21] Damselflies<3MyDog: ffs that joke failed
[23:21] Damselflies<3MyDog: fuck you :(
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[21:11] Damselflies<3MyDog: indeed!
[21:11] Damselflies<3MyDog: mes gay :(
[21:11] Damselflies<3MyDog: i kissed a boy!
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[18:02] Damselflies<3MyDog: as far as i kno, men cant be pregnant

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Re: FACTS!

Post by Neon » December 2nd, 2008, 12:12 am

Monipoly one was my favourite.

The sneezing one isn't true. Anyone can sneeze with their eyes open, its just really hard/weird to do. I seem to remember hearing that a species of chimp also has sex for pleasure. The cockroach one isn't a fact.
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Re: FACTS!

Post by The President » December 2nd, 2008, 12:23 am

Yeah I don't know wether they're all true or not.. (probably not)

[23:21] Damselflies<3MyDog: :(, you have no heard!
[23:21] Damselflies<3MyDog: head*
[23:21] Damselflies<3MyDog: heart * !
[23:21] Damselflies<3MyDog: ffs that joke failed
[23:21] Damselflies<3MyDog: fuck you :(
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[21:11] Damselflies<3MyDog: indeed!
[21:11] Damselflies<3MyDog: mes gay :(
[21:11] Damselflies<3MyDog: i kissed a boy!
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[18:02] Damselflies<3MyDog: as far as i kno, men cant be pregnant

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Post by Pedsdude » December 2nd, 2008, 12:45 am

Neon wrote:The sneezing one isn't true. Anyone can sneeze with their eyes open, its just really hard/weird to do.
Indeed, I've done it before 8)
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Re: FACTS!

Post by JDogg » December 2nd, 2008, 5:44 am

KillerSam wrote:I think its impossible personally.
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Post by Neon » December 2nd, 2008, 4:30 pm

My friend can do it without using his hands ;P Bonobo's also have sex for pleasure.
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Post by helium » December 2nd, 2008, 4:40 pm

If you sneeze and hiccup at the same time, you will suffer a severe brain damage.

- It's a myth though, but some reliable sources say it's true :)
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Post by Neon » December 2nd, 2008, 7:00 pm

KillerSam wrote:I gathered it was possible if you hold your eyes open...I mean naturally. I doubt very much naturally is possible.
I can't find any videos of people doing it, but trust me it is :)
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Post by Pedsdude » December 2nd, 2008, 9:58 pm

KillerSam wrote:I gathered it was possible if you hold your eyes open...I mean naturally. I doubt very much naturally is possible.
When I did it I wasn't holding them open - I just happened to be staring at something while a sneeze crept up on me.
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Re: FACTS!

Post by [SoE]_Zaitsev » December 2nd, 2008, 10:29 pm

That movie is kinda cheating though.
matt101harris wrote:big cock was the first thing that came to my head lol

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Post by Pedsdude » December 2nd, 2008, 11:48 pm

KillerSam wrote:
Pedsdude wrote: I just happened to be staring
Perv
Statistically significantly more likely I was staring at something which wouldn't make me a perv than would make me a perv.

I knew when I posted me original message that someone would possibly stoop that low to such an obviously sub-par joke, but I didn't expect it to be you, Sam. What's LOTRO turned you in to? Oh wait, yeah, a female.
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Re: FACTS!

Post by Soviet » December 3rd, 2008, 12:32 am

at least his mmo has decent graphics...

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Re: FACTS!

Post by JDogg » December 3rd, 2008, 6:45 am

KillerSam wrote:I gathered it was possible if you hold your eyes open...I mean naturally. I doubt very much naturally is possible.
Ah right, sorry. I've never seen that done, and I agree with you, I don't think it would be possible, maybe with practise?.
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