i found someone! :D

General chat area for anything whatsoever

Moderator: Core Staff

zipperdude
CJ Worshipper
CJ Worshipper
Posts: 386
Joined: July 12th, 2007, 6:07 pm

i found someone! :D

Post by zipperdude » November 20th, 2008, 4:42 am

With a little hard work, and some motivation. I have found KillerSams girlfriend!!!














































Show me what lies just beyond my eyes
Would you take me to the world where my spirit flies?
Tell me is that really fact or a pack of lies?

Twiztid = By . Blink = Song.
[color=#00FF00]Drofder2004[/color] wrote:Its not out of nowhere, I carry it in my backpack, with my elephant, 32 pets, a spare pair of leggings, 20 fish feasts, a staff I use to magically disenchant things, a stone I can use to travel home, 20000 arrows, a portable stable with a gorilla, a cat and a wolf, 20 bandages and massive quantity of cloth.

topher
CJ Spammer!
CJ Spammer!
Posts: 742
Joined: December 4th, 2005, 9:17 am
Location: OK
Contact:

Re: i found someone! :D

Post by topher » November 20th, 2008, 5:15 am

that's wrong, we all know KS is a happily married man.
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got- ... cs-877461/
Image

zipperdude
CJ Worshipper
CJ Worshipper
Posts: 386
Joined: July 12th, 2007, 6:07 pm

Re: i found someone! :D

Post by zipperdude » November 20th, 2008, 5:24 am

LMFAO!!!
Holly fuck, I didn't know you could fit so many woman in one dress.
lmao

GJ Sam! and have many happy years with your multiple wives.
Show me what lies just beyond my eyes
Would you take me to the world where my spirit flies?
Tell me is that really fact or a pack of lies?

Twiztid = By . Blink = Song.
[color=#00FF00]Drofder2004[/color] wrote:Its not out of nowhere, I carry it in my backpack, with my elephant, 32 pets, a spare pair of leggings, 20 fish feasts, a staff I use to magically disenchant things, a stone I can use to travel home, 20000 arrows, a portable stable with a gorilla, a cat and a wolf, 20 bandages and massive quantity of cloth.

steveuk
CJ G0D!
CJ G0D!
Posts: 1330
Joined: November 21st, 2006, 12:51 pm

Re: i found someone! :D

Post by steveuk » November 20th, 2008, 6:05 am

topher wrote:that's wrong, we all know KS is a happily married man.
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got- ... cs-877461/

Hahahaaha nice one.. fuck was hard to tell if she was male or femail ,was only coz of the dress.lol

I bet she didnt share that Cake around, be 1 bite iw was gone..lol

Talking about little and Large...shit ..lol that bad........Give it a year he be a bigger dude.lol

steveuk
CJ G0D!
CJ G0D!
Posts: 1330
Joined: November 21st, 2006, 12:51 pm

Re: i found someone! :D

Post by steveuk » November 20th, 2008, 6:06 am

zipperdude wrote:With a little hard work, and some motivation. I have found KillerSams girlfriend!!!
Holy Crapp, made me sick just seeing the image on the player.
Dare watch the movie..lol ... No,no please i cant, i cant. I WONT. lol

JDogg
Too cool for CoDJumper
Too cool for CoDJumper
Posts: 3617
Joined: August 28th, 2007, 11:46 am
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Re: i found someone! :D

Post by JDogg » November 20th, 2008, 7:38 am

Rofl.
Image
Image

User avatar
[SoE]_Zaitsev
Core Staff
Core Staff
Posts: 14220
Joined: October 21st, 2004, 7:17 pm
Location: Holland
Contact:

Re: i found someone! :D

Post by [SoE]_Zaitsev » November 20th, 2008, 12:01 pm

Too much for Sam to handle :shock:
matt101harris wrote:big cock was the first thing that came to my head lol

User avatar
Drofder2004
Core Staff
Core Staff
Posts: 13315
Joined: April 13th, 2005, 8:22 pm
Location: UK, London

Re: i found someone! :D

Post by Drofder2004 » November 20th, 2008, 9:16 pm

Old YT video is old.
Image
Virgin Media 20Mb Broadband:
"Perfect for families going online at the same time, downloading movies, online gaming and more."
Borked internet since: 22-07-2010

zipperdude
CJ Worshipper
CJ Worshipper
Posts: 386
Joined: July 12th, 2007, 6:07 pm

Re: i found someone! :D

Post by zipperdude » November 21st, 2008, 4:46 am

This is Sams wife in her earlier years:

Image

Her moto:

Still pudgy.... Always pudgy Its my way of life.

I read somewhere that she bit a mans thumb off and ate it just because he ate one of her chunky chips ahoy.

She is also some what retarded.

But please....dont laugh. Killersam likes them young dumb and full of fat
Show me what lies just beyond my eyes
Would you take me to the world where my spirit flies?
Tell me is that really fact or a pack of lies?

Twiztid = By . Blink = Song.
[color=#00FF00]Drofder2004[/color] wrote:Its not out of nowhere, I carry it in my backpack, with my elephant, 32 pets, a spare pair of leggings, 20 fish feasts, a staff I use to magically disenchant things, a stone I can use to travel home, 20000 arrows, a portable stable with a gorilla, a cat and a wolf, 20 bandages and massive quantity of cloth.

JDogg
Too cool for CoDJumper
Too cool for CoDJumper
Posts: 3617
Joined: August 28th, 2007, 11:46 am
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Re: i found someone! :D

Post by JDogg » November 21st, 2008, 12:16 pm

Rofl, quit hating Sam!.
Image
Image

User avatar
[SoE]_Zaitsev
Core Staff
Core Staff
Posts: 14220
Joined: October 21st, 2004, 7:17 pm
Location: Holland
Contact:

Re: i found someone! :D

Post by [SoE]_Zaitsev » November 21st, 2008, 5:30 pm

That picture is funny :)
matt101harris wrote:big cock was the first thing that came to my head lol

User avatar
Coontang
CJ G0D!
CJ G0D!
Posts: 1797
Joined: March 4th, 2007, 3:48 pm
Location: Painting by numbers

Re: i found someone! :D

Post by Coontang » November 21st, 2008, 5:42 pm

topher wrote:that's wrong, we all know KS is a happily married man.
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got- ... cs-877461/
Fuck i feel so sorry for the guy.
Uh, is that actually a woman or is this a gay wedding? Because if you decapitated the bride's head and showed it to people, they'd think that was some plumber dude or something.
That's one aerodynamic forehead.
I don't have anything to say.
I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God.
nudes plz...
His comeback to all these messages
Are you kidding me? That is a beautiful woman, and the mother of my unborn child. You are just trying to say hurtful things because you are jealous of our undying love.

MY FAVOURITE BIT
Oh and congrats man! Tell us about when you lost your virginity!


Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.



edit: omigawd, the name says it all:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... =118833657
Image
JDogg: 'I have a video of me pissing, wanna see?'

The President
Core Staff
Core Staff
Posts: 1442
Joined: June 7th, 2008, 11:29 pm
Location: Sheffield, UK.

Re: i found someone! :D

Post by The President » November 21st, 2008, 5:58 pm

KillerSam wrote:Image
My girl with another guy :o

Which is the girl?

[23:21] Damselflies<3MyDog: :(, you have no heard!
[23:21] Damselflies<3MyDog: head*
[23:21] Damselflies<3MyDog: heart * !
[23:21] Damselflies<3MyDog: ffs that joke failed
[23:21] Damselflies<3MyDog: fuck you :(
____________________

[21:11] Damselflies<3MyDog: indeed!
[21:11] Damselflies<3MyDog: mes gay :(
[21:11] Damselflies<3MyDog: i kissed a boy!
____________________

[18:02] Damselflies<3MyDog: as far as i kno, men cant be pregnant

zipperdude
CJ Worshipper
CJ Worshipper
Posts: 386
Joined: July 12th, 2007, 6:07 pm

Re: i found someone! :D

Post by zipperdude » November 21st, 2008, 9:11 pm

MY FAVOURITE BIT
Oh and congrats man! Tell us about when you lost your virginity!


Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.


Lmfao.
Ha ha. All the dudes on the groom's side look like they are about to be sick. Not like the groom was gonna catch anything special, but c'mon. That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. Fuckin kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.
How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.
So you went to Sea World and came back with a Whale, congrats.
Brave brave man. Not only do you wake up beside that every day but you also see her naked. Charging an enemy position will be a walk in the park compared to that. Hell, I damn sure would face an entire army before I would go to bed with "your blushing bride"
lmao I don't even know what is the worst part about this woman.

a) Her big fat body with small tits somehow
b) Her exaggerated, sloping brow
c) Her facial fat causing her to squint permanently
d) Her receding hairline

Put a wig on that dude and he'd make a more convincing woman than her.
Lmfao
Show me what lies just beyond my eyes
Would you take me to the world where my spirit flies?
Tell me is that really fact or a pack of lies?

Twiztid = By . Blink = Song.
[color=#00FF00]Drofder2004[/color] wrote:Its not out of nowhere, I carry it in my backpack, with my elephant, 32 pets, a spare pair of leggings, 20 fish feasts, a staff I use to magically disenchant things, a stone I can use to travel home, 20000 arrows, a portable stable with a gorilla, a cat and a wolf, 20 bandages and massive quantity of cloth.

zipperdude
CJ Worshipper
CJ Worshipper
Posts: 386
Joined: July 12th, 2007, 6:07 pm

Re: i found someone! :D

Post by zipperdude » November 21st, 2008, 9:44 pm

Alright,

Sorry for the double post but i feel like i should say this.

Killersam.

Im sorry for starting this thread.

The way i did.

If that guy really is you...

(from the myspace on the guy it says he lives in South Carolina.)

I feel 2 things for you.

Both are sorry.

1. is becuase you married a whale.

2. because I feel bad that im saying these things about you.

Since we all know it started with your multiple fathers who didnt know how to raise you right.

Image
Show me what lies just beyond my eyes
Would you take me to the world where my spirit flies?
Tell me is that really fact or a pack of lies?

Twiztid = By . Blink = Song.
[color=#00FF00]Drofder2004[/color] wrote:Its not out of nowhere, I carry it in my backpack, with my elephant, 32 pets, a spare pair of leggings, 20 fish feasts, a staff I use to magically disenchant things, a stone I can use to travel home, 20000 arrows, a portable stable with a gorilla, a cat and a wolf, 20 bandages and massive quantity of cloth.

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests