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Re: 5001 posts

Post by JDogg » November 3rd, 2008, 1:39 am

Soviet wrote:no, Peds does things to him if he does.
Ah, my source was wrong.
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Post by JDogg » November 3rd, 2008, 1:45 am

KillerSam wrote:
JDogg wrote:
Soviet wrote:no, Peds does things to him if he does.
Ah, my source was wrong.
I kind of enjoy it though....if he does it right.
So what doe's he do? Back rub?
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Re: 5001 posts

Post by Soviet » November 3rd, 2008, 1:46 am

gay giraffe sex

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Re: 5001 posts

Post by JDogg » November 3rd, 2008, 1:47 am

Soviet wrote:gay giraffe sex
No way!!!, how come I don't get that, I spam enough don't I?
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Re: 5001 posts

Post by JDogg » November 3rd, 2008, 1:56 am

KillerSam wrote:
JDogg wrote:
Soviet wrote:gay giraffe sex
No way!!!, how come I don't get that, I spam enough don't I?
You aren't in the central circle....Peds entered the center circle recently.
How would I get in this "circle"?
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Re: 5001 posts

Post by Neon » November 3rd, 2008, 2:01 am

JDogg wrote:How would I get in this "circle"?
Rumour has it, you have to wank under the apron they put over you while getting a haircut, without getting caught.
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Re: 5001 posts

Post by Soviet » November 3rd, 2008, 2:04 am

That's the test to see if you qualify to lick up your ejaculation.

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Re: 5001 posts

Post by Pedsdude » November 3rd, 2008, 9:03 pm

Neon wrote:Rumour has it, you have to wank under the apron they put over you while getting a haircut, without getting caught.
lmao, that's one of the funniest things I've read recently.
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Re: 5001 posts

Post by Neon » November 4th, 2008, 12:43 am

Lmao glad to bring some joy xD and I did genuinly think of that myself when trying to think of the best/worst "danger wank" scenario. :lol:
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"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."
"Seriously... .45k/sec it is a joke.. I could have just gone out and taken my own photos of children in this time."
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Re: 5001 posts

Post by Coontang » November 8th, 2008, 1:00 am

KillerSam wrote:
Neon wrote:Lmao glad to bring some joy xD and I did genuinly think of that myself when trying to think of the best/worst "danger wank" scenario. :lol:
Its nearing comedy genius I must say, because everybody can relate to it, and its an innocent situation where the barber can be completely unaware yet inches away.
I got shower gel on my penis :evil: it stung like a bitch
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Re: 5001 posts

Post by Neon » November 8th, 2008, 1:45 am

To be fair Jim, I always wash my dick :P And it doesn't hurt :lol: Don't use bleach?
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"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."
"Seriously... .45k/sec it is a joke.. I could have just gone out and taken my own photos of children in this time."
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Re: 5001 posts

Post by [SoE]_Zaitsev » November 8th, 2008, 1:50 am

jimbojetuk wrote:
KillerSam wrote:
Neon wrote:Lmao glad to bring some joy xD and I did genuinly think of that myself when trying to think of the best/worst "danger wank" scenario. :lol:
Its nearing comedy genius I must say, because everybody can relate to it, and its an innocent situation where the barber can be completely unaware yet inches away.
I got shower gel on my penis :evil: it stung like a bitch
Try touching it gently, seriously, you might experience something ;)
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Re: 5001 posts

Post by Pedsdude » November 8th, 2008, 3:56 pm

Pure alcohol should do the job.
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Re: 5001 posts

Post by Soviet » November 8th, 2008, 4:35 pm

I only clean my penis with pure cocaine.

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Re: 5001 posts

Post by Neon » November 8th, 2008, 6:33 pm

I can chug a beer through my penis faster than a college student can do it normally.
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"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."
"Seriously... .45k/sec it is a joke.. I could have just gone out and taken my own photos of children in this time."
"You have just become my fave youtuber!" - KillerSam in regards to myself. Win.

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