Here is the Background:
once upon a time i was pwning the noobs in css just like any other night. This one noob who started off calling me a hacker then asks me to add him as friend to ask me a question that was so secret it could not be told in the server. I took his info and and the conversation went something like this:
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|T-F| grim reaper: Dude..?
9mm: hi
9mm: so what u want to ask me?
|T-F| grim reaper: i know this is going to sound weird but some guy did it for me.
|T-F| grim reaper: I fucking suck at this game, can you teach me how to own like u...? in a 1v1. u can like give me tips and shit.
9mm: um tbh you jsut point and click
9mm: never spray tho
9mm: only aim for head
|T-F| grim reaper: I know that ...
|T-F| grim reaper: But u seem to have specail skil.
|T-F| grim reaper: Which i can only acuire with help.
|T-F| grim reaper: itl be quick well go to texture city and u teach
9mm: there really is nothing to show :S
|T-F| grim reaper: Ok, forget it i guess thats me being weird.
|T-F| grim reaper: nvm
9mm: you jsut poitn adn click
9mm: then there are tactics, but that is for real maps
9mm: i have really been good at fps since cod1
|T-F| grim reaper: lol nice.
|T-F| grim reaper: I OWN cod 4
|T-F| grim reaper: like first EVERY time
|T-F| grim reaper: and nobody beats me in cage match
|T-F| grim reaper: 38 kill streak.
9mm: u in a clan?
|T-F| grim reaper: Nope
9mm: play lots of scrim and u will get better
|T-F| grim reaper: Whats ur favorite cod4 map
|T-F| grim reaper: I like pipeline
9mm: um dont play it that much
|T-F| grim reaper: ... n
|T-F| grim reaper: o
|T-F| grim reaper: ITS GREAT
9mm: too noobish tbh
|T-F| grim reaper: Hows it noobish?
9mm: feel like a console game
|T-F| grim reaper: it is.
|T-F| grim reaper: Its a console massive online fps
|T-F| grim reaper: i play on ps3.
|T-F| grim reaper: Ewww u bought it for computer.....?
9mm: yeah
9mm: that the only place i play games
9mm: dont have a console
9mm: comps are much better
9mm: better graphics, faster, and can do more
|T-F| grim reaper: hahaha
|T-F| grim reaper: Try beating the nividea jetforce quad core 21400
|T-F| grim reaper: If u put that on a computer itl get owned
|T-F| grim reaper: Computers still use things under the 10k.
|T-F| grim reaper: like nivida jetforce 8410 which is my computer. and my computer is a gamers comp.
9mm: wtf u talking about?
|T-F| grim reaper: And the framerate on ps3 is 200.
9mm: jetforce? :P
|T-F| grim reaper: Yeah dude.
|T-F| grim reaper: Dont u know your computer parts..
9mm: u mean geforce...?
9mm: yes i do, i have build close to 10 comps
|T-F| grim reaper: Hold om
9mm: there is no jetforce
|T-F| grim reaper: Geforce, ,my bad.
|T-F| grim reaper: But still ur in the dam 8000s
9mm: comps are much better
|T-F| grim reaper: naw.
9mm: a console is like a smaller shit comp
|T-F| grim reaper: Lol with ur 60 framerate is balls.
|T-F| grim reaper: U cant play more then 2 games at once.
|T-F| grim reaper: Ps3 can play like 8
9mm: sry but you should learn about comps a bit more i can get over 500fps many games
9mm: in css i get aorund 300
|T-F| grim reaper: FRAMERAT
|T-F| grim reaper: are u high.
9mm: i know
|T-F| grim reaper: Google it right now.
|T-F| grim reaper: Look up highest computer framerate
|T-F| grim reaper: Fucking unless ur using the 20 000 000$ army laptops i dont think so.
9mm: ok sry i can tell you dont really understand this...
|T-F| grim reaper: Dont bellitle me...
|T-F| grim reaper: I understand this fine
9mm: well in cod1 i can get 999fps looking in the sky....
|T-F| grim reaper: You relize how friggen crazy you sound.
9mm: play crysis you will see how much better the graphics can be
|T-F| grim reaper: FPS for your information is Fames per seccond ur telling me ur little computer can reset the screen 1000 times in a seccond.
9mm: yes the graphics card can, not the moniter
|T-F| grim reaper: Sir, obsioulsly you dont know what your talking about.
9mm: i run my shit monitor at 60 hertz
|T-F| grim reaper: ... 999
|T-F| grim reaper: Thats ridiculous.
9mm: yes in older games
9mm: how do u think that is so crazy?
9mm: what fps u get in css?
|T-F| grim reaper: How can u check
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|T-F| grim reaper: how do u check
9mm: lol sry but u are telling me you cant get that high, yet you cant even check?
|T-F| grim reaper: i can check on other games
|T-F| grim reaper: So enlighten me then, how do u check
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9mm: cl_showfps 1
|T-F| grim reaper: I enter that command?
|T-F| grim reaper: And how do i get it to not show frames per seccond
9mm: yes but u might have it capped, and it all depends on ur comp
9mm: 0
9mm: will turn it off
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9mm: like on that last aim map i was getting just under 300fps on max settings
9mm: but it all depends on ur comp
9mm: what u have?
|T-F| grim reaper: very recent.
|T-F| grim reaper: Bought it 2 months ago.
9mm: parts :S
|T-F| grim reaper: 4gs of ram...
|T-F| grim reaper: 512 graphics card
9mm: type models?
|T-F| grim reaper: Like the works.
|T-F| grim reaper: Models im not sure i bought it i didnt build it.
|T-F| grim reaper: And how do i enter cl_showfps 1
|T-F| grim reaper: where do i enter that in
9mm: like i have 2x2gb 800mhz gskill ram...
9mm: got it for 80$ :)
9mm: was a reat deal
9mm: great
|T-F| grim reaper: ok how do i enter cl_showfps 1
9mm: not to sound too rude but if oyu did not build ur comp it is probs not that great
9mm: so your fps will not be very high
9mm: in the console, hit the key to the left of 1
|T-F| grim reaper: its not working for me
9mm: you also need to turn it on
9mm: options
9mm: then advanced
9mm: hit enable console
9mm: i think it is under controls
9mm: advanced
9mm: enable console
9mm: now try it
|T-F| grim reaper: Its my keyboard it went to some seccond typing command.
|T-F| grim reaper: Fucking types in symbols
|T-F| grim reaper: ééééé....
|T-F| grim reaper: When i try to do slash
9mm: it is not a slash?
9mm: the wave
9mm: next to the 1
9mm: left
|T-F| grim reaper: #####
|T-F| grim reaper: Thats when i hit the waver
|T-F| grim reaper: wave
|T-F| grim reaper: Its a seccond command shit on my keyboard and i dont know hot to turn it off
9mm: what cpu/gpu u have?
|T-F| grim reaper: hold on
|T-F| grim reaper: reseting
9mm: they make the biggest diff on fps
9mm: i have a e6400 at 2.8 i can hit 3.2 but it run a bit hot for me, my northbridge cooling is not great
9mm: and my gpu is a 8800gts 640, won form xfire
9mm: :)
9mm: u get it yet?
|T-F| grim reaper: no
|T-F| grim reaper: éééé
|T-F| grim reaper: my kepboard is gay
9mm: but you really dont think u can et a game over 500fps?
9mm: waht cpu/gpu u have?
|T-F| grim reaper: i dont know what that is
9mm: think u can get a game over 500fps?
|T-F| grim reaper: No.
|T-F| grim reaper: whatever
9mm: hold on
9mm: i take pic
|T-F| grim reaper: nty
9mm: you need a good comp
|T-F| grim reaper: il figure it out
9mm: it really has to be custom built to be that good, or super expensive bought
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well off to buy a ps3, wow do they sound cool
