Ever wanted to speak with god?

JDogg · Post by **JDogg** » January 4th, 2008, 10:48 am

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Heres a conversation I had with good old god

God:what do you look like?
Me:a monkey
God:please go into more detail
Me:a really ugly monkey with 3 eyes, yellow hair a glowing green tongue and a huge blue penis
God:I don't understand what that means
Me:it means you are insane, or some kind of stoner
God:I see now
Me:yup
God:ah
Me:ok cya later god
God:goodbye my child

Post by **[SoE]_Zaitsev** » January 4th, 2008, 1:29 pm

Know that one, it's well made

YaNo · Post by **YaNo** » January 4th, 2008, 2:48 pm

Me: Can you give me breasts?
God: Why do you want it?.
Me: Touchy Touchy?
God: Good reason.

Me: don't act as a gay
God: I am not acting.
Me: you just are?
God: No I am not.
Me: then why are you acting like that?
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: thats ghey
God: Thanks for explaining it.

God: That makes sense to me. In that case: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.

He is a Pedsdude!

Neon · Post by **Neon** » January 4th, 2008, 2:49 pm

Me:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
God:
A whole forest.
Me:
Will it blend?
God:
It usually does, doesn't it?
Me:
Deal or no deal?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.

Post by **[SoE]_Zaitsev** » January 4th, 2008, 3:51 pm

haha... I've been playing with it too a few months back, this has been programmed way too cool

GoldenEye · Post by **GoldenEye** » January 4th, 2008, 4:11 pm

Me:
I am God
God:
I am very pleased to meet you god.
Me:
You are a fake
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.

Post by **Drofder2004** » January 4th, 2008, 4:14 pm

Me: yes
God:Alright then.
Me: indeed
God:Indeed it is so.
Me: yes
God:Oh.
Me: ah
God:Ah hah.
Me: haha
God:I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me: Knock Knock
God:Who's there?
Me: jesus
God:Jesus is the Son of God.
Me: Thats not how Knock Knock jokes work!
God:How does Knock Knock jokes work?
Me: You are suppose to say "Jesus who?"
God:I will tell my botmaster you said I am suppose to say Jesus who.
Me: Good.

Epic!

Me: You are a cunt!
God:Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

helium · Post by **helium** » January 4th, 2008, 5:00 pm

Me:
do you like sauce?
God:
I love horses. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
but thats not what i asked
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
i asked if you like sauce. lolsauce for example
God:
I think I do. Can you think of another example?
Me:
yes, nut sauce. do you like it?
God:
Take it easy. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. nut sauce seems okay to me.

Me:
i am awesome
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are awesome.
Me:
nah, go for it mate!
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. With your permission then.