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the greatest lyrics ever written

Post by Neon » July 28th, 2007, 1:59 am

These lyrics I found on a piece of paper in the music studio i practise in. They were too good for the world not to know. I havn't edited a single thing, the spellings are the same.
Jelasey

ur a asshole man
u said 2 me i trust u 2 my dying days
but when it came about
ur face looked like the crack of ur asshole

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my oh my i c wots goin down
and its a simple thing called jelasey


She was telling me
we need 2 have imaged
i agreed 2 her task
u stare at me like a bandit in western.

Why beat me shes ur bird
I got ma bitch back home
why wud i have ya misses
ur fool ma son 2 even think

Bye Danny and Amy
get acknowledged by 1
its the girl
What a fool Danny
open ur eyes 2 ma truth
real deep... :cry:
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Post by Neon » July 28th, 2007, 2:01 am

TO any others who were surprized that acknowledged was spelt correctly, it was written in different hand writing to everything else :lol:
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Post by Pedsdude » July 28th, 2007, 2:57 pm

lol, the song title should be:

'typical 13 year old english msn convo'
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Post by Drofder2004 » July 28th, 2007, 5:55 pm

I demand you find out who wrote those, and then just sit there laughing in their face :P
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Post by Coontang » July 28th, 2007, 6:36 pm

Pedsdude wrote:lol, the song title should be:

'typical 13 year old english msn convo'

LOL

I dont have these convos....yet...
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Post by Neon » July 28th, 2007, 7:15 pm

I love the metaphor on the 4th line haha. Genius.
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Post by Coontang » July 28th, 2007, 7:31 pm

Neon wrote:I love the metaphor on the 4th line haha. Genius.
Most intelligent thing ever. If my teacher asks me next year to tell her what a metaphor is, ill explain then give an example. Im sure shell love my broad education and vocobularyu and intelligent imiagination!
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Post by Pedsdude » July 28th, 2007, 8:11 pm

jimbojetuk wrote:I dont have these convos....yet...
Give it time ;)
jimbojetuk wrote:Im sure shell love my broad education and vocobularyu and intelligent imiagination!
English is your first language, right? :D
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Post by Coontang » July 28th, 2007, 8:17 pm

Pedsdude wrote:
jimbojetuk wrote:I dont have these convos....yet...
Give it time ;)
jimbojetuk wrote:Im sure shell love my broad education and vocobularyu and intelligent imiagination!
English is your first language, right? :D
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Post by Neon » July 28th, 2007, 8:42 pm

Tbh Peds, look at Newcastle folk....they claim to be English
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Post by waywaaaard » July 28th, 2007, 9:18 pm

Neon wrote:Tbh Peds, look at Newcastle folk....they claim to be English
i think the did something that the city gets a better image XD but i think it didnt work
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Post by [SoE]_Zaitsev » July 28th, 2007, 9:53 pm

Pedsdude wrote:
jimbojetuk wrote:Im sure shell love my broad education and vocobularyu and intelligent imiagination!
English is your first language, right? :D
rofl, good one :P
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