Marshall

[Nightmare]

Weird kid...

[18:11] Marshall@BFStunts.com: Pufflings of cloud muffins..
[18:11] Marshall@BFStunts.com:
[18:11] Nightmare: ?
[18:11] Marshall@BFStunts.com: Pufflings of cloud muffins..
[18:11] Nightmare: ????
[18:15] Nightmare: what do you mean
[18:15] Marshall@BFStunts.com: well..
[18:15] Marshall@BFStunts.com: there once was a cat
[18:15] Marshall@BFStunts.com: that shat a donkey
[18:16] Marshall@BFStunts.com: at that moment it transformed ints anus hole into a bucket
[18:16] Marshall@BFStunts.com: basically, it ate its own tail
[18:16] Marshall@BFStunts.com: also
[18:16] Marshall@BFStunts.com: that same day
[18:16] Marshall@BFStunts.com: a cow.. flew into a wall
[18:16] Marshall@BFStunts.com: it was drunk..
[18:16] Marshall@BFStunts.com: so it died
[18:16] Marshall@BFStunts.com: maybe the cloud didnt die
[18:16] Marshall@BFStunts.com: maybe it just condensed
[18:16] Marshall@BFStunts.com: the cat still had a bucket bum
[18:17] Marshall@BFStunts.com: yes
[18:17] Marshall@BFStunts.com: but the donkey dominated the holw, in which its mother.. the cat, had grown a large tibbling seed
[18:17] Marshall@BFStunts.com: hole*
[18:17] Marshall@BFStunts.com: it grwew into a mushroomn
[18:17] Marshall@BFStunts.com: the mushroom gave him powers
[18:17] Marshall@BFStunts.com: a magic mushroom infact..
[18:18] Marshall@BFStunts.com: that the cat had gorwn
[18:18] Marshall@BFStunts.com: bending its graas cliipings, it gave itsdelf a large sound barrier
[18:18] Marshall@BFStunts.com: the boom was wild.. wild enought to kill a small antling
[18:18] Marshall@BFStunts.com: the antling, didnt breathe for 3 years.. but then died
[18:18] Marshall@BFStunts.com: its khool
[18:18] Marshall@BFStunts.com: i love the cow wall smash, puddings/
[18:18] Marshall@BFStunts.com: ?
[18:19] Marshall@BFStunts.com: puddings in which were overnized
[18:19] Marshall@BFStunts.com: the pavement cryied
[18:19] Marshall@BFStunts.com: it cryied for sympathy
[18:19] Marshall@BFStunts.com: because it was being stepped on
[18:20] Marshall@BFStunts.com: the horizon, just sat there
[18:20] Marshall@BFStunts.com: all year
[18:20] Marshall@BFStunts.com: it crippled its own body skin
[18:20] Marshall@BFStunts.com: meh, the cow was still mushed into a pulp
[18:20] Marshall@BFStunts.com: and the bird wasnt even warm,
[18:20] Marshall@BFStunts.com: but the antling had found a small heart
[18:20] Marshall@BFStunts.com: in which it saw a small way out
[18:20] Marshall@BFStunts.com: the light.. the light!
[18:20] Marshall@BFStunts.com: ye/
[18:20] Marshall@BFStunts.com: ye?
[18:21] Marshall@BFStunts.com: i think the yellow, was drowning tbh
[18:21] Marshall@BFStunts.com: the air outside grows warmer.. but the light grows thicker..
[18:21] Marshall@BFStunts.com: errrr, wat about the water?
[18:21] Marshall@BFStunts.com: the water!!!
[18:21] Marshall@BFStunts.com: the water, is blue
[18:22] Marshall@BFStunts.com: but green wen the light captures its reltaive shaope
[18:22] Marshall@BFStunts.com: kirk sticks?
[18:22] Marshall@BFStunts.com: blue isnt a color
[18:22] Marshall@BFStunts.com: its a name
[18:22] Marshall@BFStunts.com: like.. hey! its blue evryone
[18:22] Marshall@BFStunts.com: no.. thats saying something blue
[18:22] Marshall@BFStunts.com: u noob
[18:22] Marshall@BFStunts.com: its red
[18:22] Marshall@BFStunts.com: oh..
[18:22] Marshall@BFStunts.com: its ornage?
[18:22] Marshall@BFStunts.com: no.. i said its red
[18:22] Marshall@BFStunts.com: birds are red?
[18:22] Marshall@BFStunts.com: no!
[18:22] Marshall@BFStunts.com: its red!
[18:22] Marshall@BFStunts.com: wats red?
[18:22] Marshall@BFStunts.com: dunno..
[18:23] Marshall@BFStunts.com: its blue?
[18:23] Marshall@BFStunts.com: greemm actually
[18:23] Marshall@BFStunts.com: the sun catured the relative shape..
[18:23] Marshall@BFStunts.com: transforming its directional light, from blue to green
[18:23] Marshall@BFStunts.com: then to red.. once the blood had infected the space
[18:23] Marshall@BFStunts.com: inwhich the bird had fallen
[18:23] Marshall@BFStunts.com: green , blue, red.. all of which are colors
[18:23] Marshall@BFStunts.com: but black.. is not
[18:23] Marshall@BFStunts.com: white is not
[18:23] Marshall@BFStunts.com: but red is
[18:24] Marshall@BFStunts.com: how come?

[18:24] Marshall@BFStunts.com: dunno..
[18:24] Marshall@BFStunts.com: but u just said so!
[18:24] Marshall@BFStunts.com: said what?
[18:24] Marshall@BFStunts.com: dunno
[18:24] Marshall@BFStunts.com: hey!
[18:24] Marshall@BFStunts.com: how r u
[18:24] Marshall@BFStunts.com: fine thanks
[18:24] Marshall@BFStunts.com: cow slips onto water.
[18:24] Marshall@BFStunts.com: bird flysinto water.
[18:24] Marshall@BFStunts.com: cat sprays butt milkonto spawned donkey
[18:24] Marshall@BFStunts.com: all of which are fictional terms used at semi tasiled facts
[18:24] Marshall@BFStunts.com: things of which a rabbit wouldnt
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com: see
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com: but a hare would
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com: water!!!!! its yellow
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com: WTF!
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com: not yellow
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com: take ure 3d glassdses off
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com: og.. its blue
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com: yes..
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com: og?
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com: og is a term used for indifrential
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com: no it isnt!
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com: yes it is!
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com: fuck you!
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com: fuck you too!
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com:
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com: hi
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com: hello mr.green
[18:25] Marshall@BFStunts.com: there u go again with the .. red!
[18:26] Marshall@BFStunts.com: i said greenn...
[18:26] Marshall@BFStunts.com: not red
[18:26] Marshall@BFStunts.com: oh green then
[18:26] Marshall@BFStunts.com: blue isnt a shade
[18:26] Marshall@BFStunts.com: its a personality
[18:26] Marshall@BFStunts.com: used ofr termas and conditions
[18:26] Marshall@BFStunts.com: maybe so...
[18:26] Marshall@BFStunts.com: ponds dont always hold fishies
[18:26] Marshall@BFStunts.com: yes they fukkin do!
[18:26] Marshall@BFStunts.com: no , they muight be farming pond plants
[18:26] Marshall@BFStunts.com: to sell at auction
[18:26] Marshall@BFStunts.com: omaybe so
[18:27] Marshall@BFStunts.com: yes, junkies ate my seed
[18:27] Marshall@BFStunts.com: the seed that the cat laid?
[18:27] Marshall@BFStunts.com: yes that one
[18:27] Marshall@BFStunts.com: oh
[18:27] Marshall@BFStunts.com: i sunderstand ure universal indensensual thought
[18:27] Marshall@BFStunts.com: thank you
[18:27] Marshall@BFStunts.com: you are now being promoted to ajor johnson
[18:27] Marshall@BFStunts.com: my names not johnson u fool
[18:27] Marshall@BFStunts.com: yes it fukkin it
[18:27] Marshall@BFStunts.com: wtf
[18:27] Marshall@BFStunts.com: its cpl. jok
[18:27] Marshall@BFStunts.com: jok/
[18:27] Marshall@BFStunts.com: ?
[18:27] Marshall@BFStunts.com: yes
[18:27] Marshall@BFStunts.com: jok
[18:27] Marshall@BFStunts.com: like jokkey
[18:27] Marshall@BFStunts.com: nob jokkey?
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: no.. horse jokkey
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: but jok
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: for short
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: so ure a jok?
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: no my names jok
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: just coincidence
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: oh
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: i see
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: are u feeling ok?
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: yes.. but i see greemn
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: is that good?
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: yes, its birlliant
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: its just the relative shape./.
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: was it blue b4?
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: yes it fukkin was!!
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: ure einstein?
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: yes i fukkin am
[18:28] Marshall@BFStunts.com: but he died ages ago -.-
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: oh ye
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: i was pretneding
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: no ure wernt!
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: hi
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: hello!
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: watys ure name
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: BILBO!
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: bilbo wat>?
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: bilbo dukkins
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: bilbo dukkins?
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: yes
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: whos that:?
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: me
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: who:?
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: m,e
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: who?

[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: me
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: oh ye
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: hio
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: hello
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: hwo r u
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: find thanks
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: want some cake?
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: yes please
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: khool
[18:29] Marshall@BFStunts.com: where is it
[18:30] Marshall@BFStunts.com: in that cloud
[18:30] Marshall@BFStunts.com: it a clear sky
[18:30] Marshall@BFStunts.com: not in japan
[18:30] Marshall@BFStunts.com: oh ye
[18:30] Marshall@BFStunts.com: sorry
[18:30] Marshall@BFStunts.com: which cloud
[18:30] Marshall@BFStunts.com: cloud 9
[18:30] Marshall@BFStunts.com: khool
[18:30] Marshall@BFStunts.com: cya
[18:32] Marshall@BFStunts.com: i need a drink
[18:32] Marshall@BFStunts.com: brb

[Luke]

wtf was he taking lol

[All-Killer]

Lol typing for like 21 minutes how did he came up with that stuff

[[SoE]_Zaitsev]

Talk about quahundred posting or something.

[Marshall]

lol, hey everyone

[[SoE]_Zaitsev]

Me:
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Zaitsev.
God:
Nice to meet you, Zaitsev.
Me:
Same. How are you doing ?
God:
The same as what? I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
It's nice to meet you. I'm fine aswell.
God:
I like to meet new people. Glad to hear it, Zaitsev. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
An Exterminator.
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
A robot to get rid of somebody.
God:
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me:
He kills somebody.
God:
I get it. making silly posts on our forums what do me think about that kills somebody.
Me:
What are you talking about ?
God:
The topic is Exterminator.
Me:
I know that.
God:
Sorry.
Me:
No problem.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
Now tell me. How can we get rid of this guy who is annoying ?
God:
Why now? I thought I told you already. A lot of hard work.
Me:
You never said that.
God:
No I sometimes said that.
Me:
When ?
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
Oh really ?
God:
Dude! For real.
Me:
Say something new.
God:
" something new".
Me:
Argh!
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
Yes, you make me frustrated.
God:
Yikes! I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
Go figure.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Argh!
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
Oh please, just tell me how we can get rid of this guy!
God:
Hey. Thank you for your request. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
No thanks, I think I know enough.
God:
Do you? Good that I could help you out.
Me:
In fact, you didn't. Anyway, I'm going now.
God:
By Zaitsev, have a good day.






Even God doesn't have an answer for Marshall.

[Soviet]

god makes lots of grammatical errors

[aicaramba]

God isnt 'all knowing', hes only human.

[Soviet]

correction, we were created in his image, therefore we are something of god, however we are by no means god, nor is god human.

[Pedsdude]

But God invented humans? So he....made himself?

If God exists, which he doesn't;

1. Who's to say he's a human?
2. Who's to say someone else didn't make him?

[Marshall]

god doesnt exist.

[Pedsdude]

Hence:

which he doesn't

[Marshall]

Hence: God doesnt exist

[Pedsdude]

Your post was pointless as I had already stated it, and now you've wasted another post.

[Soviet]

technically you cannot 'waste' a post simply because of the fact that there is no maximum number of posts. Therefore, you are not drawing from an overall max quantity and because of this, not limiting your future capabilities in any way by posting.