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damn nuns...reminds me of a quote by bertrand russell-
"I am sometimes shocked by the blasphemies of those who think themselves pious-for instance, the nuns who never take a bath without wearing a bathrobe all the time. When asked why, since no man can see them, they reply: 'Oh, but you forget the good God.' Apparently they conceive of the Deity as a Peeping Tom, whose omnipotence enables Him to see through bathroom walls, but who is foiled by bathrobes. This view strikes me as curious" - Bertrand Russell
"I am sometimes shocked by the blasphemies of those who think themselves pious-for instance, the nuns who never take a bath without wearing a bathrobe all the time. When asked why, since no man can see them, they reply: 'Oh, but you forget the good God.' Apparently they conceive of the Deity as a Peeping Tom, whose omnipotence enables Him to see through bathroom walls, but who is foiled by bathrobes. This view strikes me as curious" - Bertrand Russell
luckly all they do now is yell and give detentions 
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hambones
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wait till they get a faceful of this
don't worry, it's airsoft
don't worry, it's airsoft
"It's so funny of how I think my life is supposed to be devoid of any sort of heartache or drama or anguish or pain. It's sad but I think that I make a value of my days by the times I wake up and feel somewhat normal, but what I really need to do is get out of this fucking house and get laid."
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hambones
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wait until i drop this
don't worry, it's not a gun it just goes boom boom and people take pretty pictures of it like this
don't worry, it's not a gun
it just goes boom boom and people take pretty pictures of it like this"It's so funny of how I think my life is supposed to be devoid of any sort of heartache or drama or anguish or pain. It's sad but I think that I make a value of my days by the times I wake up and feel somewhat normal, but what I really need to do is get out of this fucking house and get laid."
lol 
sounds like your lessons are fun
Had a physics lesson today (my physics teacher is a bit of a joke - lights are on but nobody at home etc), and he asked me and someone else to go and get this 'magical putty' (which it turns out has absolutely nothing to do with what we're doing at the minute). The technician thinks the teacher is a bit of a gimp, so when we went there he opened the putty, coughed in it and gave it to us lmao
sounds like your lessons are fun Had a physics lesson today (my physics teacher is a bit of a joke - lights are on but nobody at home etc), and he asked me and someone else to go and get this 'magical putty' (which it turns out has absolutely nothing to do with what we're doing at the minute
). The technician thinks the teacher is a bit of a gimp, so when we went there he opened the putty, coughed in it and gave it to us lmao 
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hambones
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today in health some black dude threw up a gang sign and this other black dude goes AY HOW U NO BOUT DAT DAWG and they talked for like 5 minutes then they both left class, even the kid who wasn't even in our class.
"It's so funny of how I think my life is supposed to be devoid of any sort of heartache or drama or anguish or pain. It's sad but I think that I make a value of my days by the times I wake up and feel somewhat normal, but what I really need to do is get out of this fucking house and get laid."
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