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Goddamn Hoegie.
matt101harris wrote:big cock was the first thing that came to my head lol
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Oh. Right. Well that clears everything up, thanks Drof!Drofder2004 wrote: Well, you know that mission we sent Hoogie on (spying on a paintball server) - well it turns out Hoogie got caught and said some hurtful things to the ladies there. Also, there is a woman who runs the thing with a bigger e-penis than you can imagine - talking about imagination, she has an incredible vocabulary; describing the brutal domination suffered by their gentle females.
Also, just in case you were interested, this woman has managed to stay married for nearly 3 years - you should see her husband, he is gorgeous and loving. If you ever want to play on one of their server, you are welcome to do so. Their servers are brilliant. Their servers range from CoD to Minecraft to BF. Their servers have rules though, they are moderated by moderators who are overruled by admins who administrate the servers who bow down to masteradmins!
Everyone loves their servers - except Hoegie (I underline, bolded and italicised the joke, just in case you didn't see it). And finally, if you didn't understand why we were slowing losing members, it was because they were defecting to paintball.
Did that help?
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You're welcome.Rezil wrote:Oh. Right. Well that clears everything up, thanks Drof!
Although I can just imagine Nimby:
"I'm gonna post this message and they will be all apologetic, agreeing with me and probably ban Hoogie. I need not come back and check - it's clear I was right and our clans honour has been done justice. Another clear success story to post in our forums. Girl Power!"
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We get such entertaining threads every now and then.
matt101harris wrote:big cock was the first thing that came to my head lol
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E.g ultralala thread[SoE]_Zaitsev wrote:We get such entertaining threads every now and then.
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Am I the only one who wants the IP?
I've been watching you
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http://www.gametracker.com/theeyeofs/Hoogie wrote:Poster goes by the name EyeOfKitty.
Look at all the lovely wedding stuff, the background is the lovely clothes they were wearing and the profile pic of the ring... so cute.
What I imagine the relationship is like
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If it wasn't for the fact that "Hoogie" was in the original post, I would have taken it to be spam.
Not that she's likely to ever respond, but...
Not that she's likely to ever respond, but...
Make your mind up. Am I invited or not? An invitation dependent on an apology seems a bit strange. And who voted your server as the best rated legal paintball server in the world, or is that just your opinion?Nimby wrote:you are invited to have a look on our BEST RATED legal paintball server in the world
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We don't care if you would like to join again, but with your tiny amount of time you visited us (4.33h) you won't be able to come back without an apology, that's for sure.
At what point was this about us claiming to run our servers in a professional manner? The only involvement in this has been one member of our community joining your server. Have you even visited any of our servers to make such a statement? Furthermore, what are the lies about you that we are telling?Nimby wrote:"There are plenty of other servers that are run in a professional manner" - regrettably CJ-servers are none of them. If you wanna join a cosy server that holds lots of fun in it, you oughta try ours. Your absurd lies about us make us laugh
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Haha, surely from time to time we get atleast a few of these awesome threads .
It's pathetic though, yet you come all the way from your 'totally awesome best in the world server' to make a thread against one of our members. Clearly it proves how bothered you are.
Besides that,
Oh and btw,
Have a nice day, lol'd.
It's pathetic though, yet you come all the way from your 'totally awesome best in the world server' to make a thread against one of our members. Clearly it proves how bothered you are.
Besides that,
If you're so certain about this, then what is the need to even have to bring this up? Sounds like some obvious advertising to me, and that to a community which in your eyes is worth nothing anyway, which is easy to tell by your impolite, ignorant, judging statements - hence your advice to us before commenting.Don't waste your time trying to impress us with 10 lonely servers of nothing noone ever heard of, while we are Hosting the best for their particular genres.
Oh and btw,
His complete lack of humour goes without saying
Yours really isn't any betterHOEgie
Have a nice day, lol'd.
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Sonic wrote:His complete lack of humour goes without sayingYours really isn't any betterHOEgie
Have a nice day, lol'd.
Its not a joke its the truth :p HOEgie misspelled his name on the forums
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