attempt 3

Neon · Post by **Neon** » August 28th, 2005, 12:11 am

Chapter 1- in the beginning

Soviets mom was
sexier than Murphy
who has a
pet man eating
michael jackson girlfriend
who isnt Michael
jordan because its
thunder roared over
barney the purple
child eating monster
and malester too
soviets whole family
is dead sexy
apart from his
pet hamster named
soviets little bum-chum
which humps soviet's
gay friend Murphy
who also takes
crack from the
orphanage, next to
neons home town
where they smoke
everything with legs
and some things without
a bit like
murphy's parents who
take it up
to god who
doesnt actualy exist
but smokes pot
around small children
in the orphanage
mentioned earlier on
by the cactus
-Prologue Completed-

so, one day
when murphy awoke
with his pillow
shoved tightly up
his left nostril
which was the
purpose of barney
not to mention
the absolute ugliest
mother fucker that
id ever seen
wota sexy cactus!!!
pedsdude thought allowed

MuRpHy* · Post by MuRpHy* » August 28th, 2005, 12:22 am

if i hear the word murphy in another line in that story (if its a bad thing) then i will be pissed off

Neon · Post by **Neon** » August 28th, 2005, 11:10 am

fair enough, here are the rules:

1.no insulting murphy!
2. only post once an hour

done lets begin

Post by **Pedsdude** » August 28th, 2005, 12:28 pm

I think there was a typo in the last line, should be "Pedsdude thought aloud" ?

If it is, I'll continue

why is Murphy...

Neon · Post by **Neon** » August 28th, 2005, 2:14 pm

stroking that cactus?

Post by **Soviet** » August 28th, 2005, 2:54 pm

that ate the

MuRpHy* · Post by MuRpHy* » August 28th, 2005, 3:23 pm

bird on its

Trogdor · Post by **Trogdor** » August 28th, 2005, 4:40 pm

head, that gave

MuRpHy* · Post by MuRpHy* » August 28th, 2005, 4:42 pm

it the magic

Neon · Post by **Neon** » August 28th, 2005, 5:00 pm

cactus of love

Post by **Soviet** » August 28th, 2005, 6:49 pm

and desperate desire

MuRpHy* · Post by MuRpHy* » August 28th, 2005, 7:02 pm

to cut his

Post by **Pedsdude** » August 28th, 2005, 9:03 pm

penis fully off.

BY THE WAY THAT'S THE END OF A SENTENCE FOR SOME DUMB SOD WHO CONTINUES IT AS A VERY LONG SENTENCE!

Neon · Post by **Neon** » August 28th, 2005, 9:14 pm

deep in thought

MuRpHy* · Post by MuRpHy* » August 28th, 2005, 9:17 pm

he decided to

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