TEDDY OWNED :D

Post by **Pedsdude** » August 27th, 2005, 10:52 pm

Here's the story.... I created a .pk3 file that was disguised as a map. Really what it was was just peds_puzzle with a .cfg file stuck in there, and a readme that tells you to run the config for the map to work properly. So that people didn't get suspicious I called it peds_beta (aka peds_puzzle2), so that the start of the map was believable as though it could be a possible peds_puzlle2 (which by the way I haven't started on, and don't plan to start on until I have finished a shitload of other maps). Anyway, teddy was annoying me, so i decided to send him the link to my little bundle of joy... Of course, I wanted it to look believable, so I said after it "Oh shit, wrong convo, sorry". Ever since that I told him it was private etc etc and that he wasn't mean to open it, and well here's the result:

[22:06] Teddy: but what does peds_beta do
[22:06] Teddy: ???
[22:06] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: ?
[22:06] Teddy: that link was for peds_beta
[22:06] Teddy: what does it do
[22:06] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: it's a map
[22:06] Teddy: ah
[22:07] Teddy: u sure
[22:07] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: .pk3
[22:07] Teddy: ?
[22:07] Teddy: .pk3
[22:07] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: it's a .pk3 file
[22:08] Teddy: ya
[22:08] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: which is what map files are
[22:08] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: ever played peds_puzzle ?
[22:08] Teddy: a ha
[22:08] Teddy: yes
[22:08] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: k
[22:08] Teddy: good map
[22:08] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: yep
[22:08] Teddy: what was that link again
[22:08] Teddy: i want to see it
[22:08] Teddy: was it http://www.codjumper.com/files/peds_beta.pk3
[22:09] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: it's private m8
[22:09] Teddy: aw cmon
[22:09] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: nope
[22:09] Teddy: plz
[22:09] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: nope sorry
[22:09] Teddy: o well
[22:09] Teddy: ill keep trying ^^
[22:09] Teddy: http://www.codjumper.com/files/peds_beta.zip
[22:09] Teddy: whey
[22:10] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: ffs
[22:10] Teddy: lol
[22:11] Teddy: aw cmon tell meeee
[22:11] Teddy: what does it do
[22:11] Teddy: itsnot ma map
[22:11] Teddy: cuz its zip
[22:11] Teddy: so it must have other things in it
[22:11] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: the .zip holds the .pk3 and readme
[22:11] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: ...
[22:11] Teddy: ok lets look
[22:11] Teddy:
[22:12] Teddy: .....
[22:12] Teddy: too small for a map
[22:12] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: u ever seen how small peds_puzzle was? lol
[22:12] Teddy: PEDS_BETA: AKA PEDS_PUZZLE2

########################################################

DO NOT USE THIS MAP WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM PEDSDUDE!

########################################################

RUNNING PEDS_BETA...

1. Place peds_beta.pk3 file into CoD\main
2. Load CoDMP
3. Open console, type /bind p "exec peds_beta.cfg"
4. Still in console, type "/map peds_beta"
5. Once map has loaded, join a team, press 'P'
6. If the bind does not work, type "/exec peds_beta.cfg" in consol
[22:13] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: .......
[22:13] Teddy: ?
[22:13] Teddy: ........?

[22:14] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: i know what the readme says, u dont need to copy and paste it here for me lol
[22:14] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: i did write it funnily enough
[22:14] Teddy: ok
[22:14] <t3ddy118 is now playing Call of Duty Multiplayer>
[22:18] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: u played it?
[22:18] Teddy: yer
[22:18] Teddy: it says youve been framed
[22:18] Teddy: and my fps is 2
[22:19] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: looooooool
[22:19] Teddy: and some stuff r fucked up
[22:20] Teddy: like my hud casing is gone
[22:20] Teddy: how do i get it back
[22:20] Teddy: man
[22:20] Teddy: how do i sort it out
[22:20] Teddy: its like fucked
[22:21] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: what's the problem?
[22:21] Teddy: ill send u a screenshot
[22:21] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: nah dont bother
[22:21] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: just tell me what's missing and i should know the commands
[22:21] Teddy: u did this on purpose u fucker
[22:21] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: loooool
[22:21] Teddy: u sent it me on purpose
[22:21] Teddy: loool
[22:21] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!:
[22:21] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: u took the bait
[22:21] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: rofl
[22:21] Teddy: come on tell me how to sort it out
[22:22] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: i just offered to help lol
[22:22] Teddy: tellll me
[22:22] Teddy: cmonj
[22:22] Teddy: u know whats wrong
[22:22] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: lol
[22:22] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: ok
[22:22] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: erm
[22:22] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: /com_maxfps 125
[22:22] Teddy: hey il send thi to someone else lol
[22:22] Teddy: done that
[22:22] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: /cg_drawgun 1
[22:22] Teddy: still fucked up
[22:22] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: lol u need to bind everything again
[22:23] Teddy: w?
[22:23] Teddy: omg
[22:23] Teddy: my hud casing is gone"!!
[22:23] Teddy: 3and when im saving i cant see what it says
[22:23] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: lol
[22:24] Teddy: omg not funny
[22:24] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: yes funny
[22:26] Teddy: 2cmon
[22:26] Teddy: what have u done
[22:27] Teddy: its all like screwed up
[22:27] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: so it is...
[22:27] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: read the config
[22:27] Teddy: its not funny
[22:27] Teddy: its not just me who playes cod on this pc
[22:27] Teddy: my dad
[22:27] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: in the .pk3 file is a .cfg file
[22:27] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: open that, scroll to the bottom
[22:27] <t3ddy118 stopped playing Call of Duty Multiplayer>
[22:27] Teddy: what
[22:28] Teddy: i cant open the config
[22:28] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: unzip the pk3
[22:28] Teddy: ?
[22:28] Teddy: how
[22:28] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: like u would a zip file
[22:28] Teddy: save as .zip
[22:28] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: like u would unzip a .zip file...
[22:29] Teddy: lol n1
[22:29] Teddy: ill send this to some people lol
[22:29] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: hehe, you see the funny side?
[22:29] Teddy: yer lol
[22:29] Teddy: you know scooby?
[22:29] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: yes
[22:29] Teddy: ill send to him
[22:30] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: well you see the thing is
[22:30] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: he's done nothing wrong
[22:30] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: and also the link has gone now
[22:30] Teddy: aw
[22:30] Teddy: why?
[22:30] Teddy: i didnt get to the end of the thing
[22:31] Teddy: so all my binds are stil there
[22:31] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: lol
[22:31] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: u closed it before or what?
[22:31] Teddy: ya
[22:31] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: ah k
[22:31] Teddy: end process
[22:31] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: during the countdown?
[22:31] Teddy: before the countdown
[22:31] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: oh right
[22:31] Teddy: first i thought it was a problem
[22:33] Teddy: so to get it back i just got to put all those things back in the console
[22:33] Teddy: as default
[22:33] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: yes
[22:33] Teddy: hmm i did lose all my binds really
[22:34] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: lol
[22:34] Teddy: i set all to default
[22:34] Teddy: lol
[22:36] Teddy: crosshair size?
[22:36] Teddy: u can change that?
[22:36] Teddy: peds?
[22:36] Teddy: u in bed lol
[22:36] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: no lol
[22:37] Teddy: can i change it so its 50 lol
[22:37] Teddy: when default is 48
[22:37] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: u can't change crosshair size... i dont think...
[22:37] Teddy: i still managed to exit
[22:37] Teddy: u need to change the console key
[22:38] Teddy: so bind `
[22:38] Teddy: prone
[22:38] Teddy: lol
[22:38] Teddy: then ur sorted
[22:38] Teddy: and alt + enter
[22:38] Teddy: lol
[22:38] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: lol
[22:38] Teddy: well
[22:38] Teddy: the only way out is to shutdown ^^
[22:38] Teddy: think i got everything
[22:38] Teddy: ...
[22:38] Teddy: nty
[22:39] Teddy: nt
[22:39] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: i could have been very harsh and uninstalled your cod, but that was one step too far lol
[22:39] Teddy: omg
[22:39] Teddy: thats harsh
[22:39] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: yes
[22:39] Teddy: how could u do that lol
[22:39] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: secret
[22:39] Teddy: by command?
[22:39] Teddy: nah not possible
[22:39] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: trust me, it is
[22:39] Teddy: tell me
[22:39] Teddy: why u tried it
[22:40] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: no im not that stupid
[22:40] Teddy: how u know it works
[22:40] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: it just does lol
[22:40] Teddy: how u know it works tho
[22:40] Teddy: where u find it?
[22:40] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: im not telling you any more lol
[22:40] Teddy: aw
[22:40] !Â« DTM|| PeĐÂ§ĐuĐe.T Â»!: good day to you and good luck sorting out your cod

Unfortunately I lose the .cfg file that I used on him, but for those of you who want to know what it did, it did the following:

-Bind most buttons to /+prone
-Sets the commands '/+prone' '/+right' '/m_pitch 16' 'unbindall' '/+leanright' '/set cg_hudcompasssize 4' '/com_maxfps 2' '/cg_drawfps 2' '/cg_hudalpha 0'
-Unbinds all keys
-Closes CoD
-Renames to "I AM A FOOL!!!"

Teddy is now officially owned by Pedsdude

For those of you who want to congratulate him on being the biggest noob in the world, his xfire is t3ddy118.

God I feel good

MuRpHy* · Post by MuRpHy* » August 27th, 2005, 10:53 pm

ROFL!! i bet you do

i almost feel bad for him, but i cba to even do that

ROFL

Post by **Pedsdude** » August 27th, 2005, 10:56 pm

he had it coming to him

Post by **Soviet** » August 27th, 2005, 10:57 pm

daaaaaamn, NICE

Post by **Pedsdude** » August 27th, 2005, 11:02 pm

quote of the century:

"u did this on purpose u fucker"

MuRpHy* · Post by MuRpHy* » August 27th, 2005, 11:03 pm

LMFAO WHAT A NOOB LOSER!!

Neon · Post by **Neon** » August 27th, 2005, 11:04 pm

haha LMAO!!! w00t for peds!! uve been wanting to annoy teddy for a while havnt u?

Post by **Pedsdude** » August 27th, 2005, 11:05 pm

Post by **Soviet** » August 27th, 2005, 11:06 pm

when i read that i was thinking my reply would have been "no, actually it was an accident"

Neon · Post by **Neon** » August 27th, 2005, 11:09 pm

"u did this on purpose u fucker"

i didnt realise teddy had the intelligence to come to that conclusion

Post by **Soviet** » August 27th, 2005, 11:10 pm

after all this laughing and such i must ask a question...who is teddy?

Neon · Post by **Neon** » August 27th, 2005, 11:17 pm

some kid who annoys the majority of the CJ team and me

MuRpHy* · Post by MuRpHy* » August 27th, 2005, 11:22 pm

hes a noob guy and he invades everyones private time lol

Post by **Pedsdude** » August 28th, 2005, 12:32 am

lmfao

Noodle · Post by **Noodle** » August 28th, 2005, 12:52 am

ROFL, this thread has had me lmfao for a good 10 mins now, lool, remind me never to accept anymore .pk3's from peds :p

TEDDY OWNED :D

TEDDY OWNED :D

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