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english joke (rate the joke of your reaction :D)

Post by Levcek » December 1st, 2010, 5:51 pm

joke:


Rosie :: * Rosie can't come to school today. She's ... er ... in bed. She's not very well.

Teacher :: * That's O.K. Who's speaking, please?

Rosie :: * It's my mother.


Please rate the joke of your reaction:

1 - Very funny (hilarious)
2 - Funny
3 - Bad taste but funny
4 - Silly
5 - I don't get it
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Re: english joke (rate the joke of your reaction :D)

Post by Rezil » December 1st, 2010, 8:44 pm

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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Re: english joke (rate the joke of your reaction :D)

Post by Infinite » December 1st, 2010, 8:48 pm

4.99.

The only joke worse than this one is that "Missouri, Guts" one that Matty told me on TS.
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Re: english joke (rate the joke of your reaction :D)

Post by Oi!mel » December 1st, 2010, 8:48 pm

hahaha... no.

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Re: english joke (rate the joke of your reaction :D)

Post by Soviet » December 1st, 2010, 8:57 pm

It isn't really a joke, it's a dialogue. It isn't formed in such a way where it would be even remotely funny by itself, it would need to be part of a bigger story or joke. However, even with that it is not particularly funny as it has been done many times before.

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Re: english joke (rate the joke of your reaction :D)

Post by Hoogie » December 2nd, 2010, 1:42 am

Infinite wrote:4.99.

The only joke worse than this one is that "Missouri, Guts" one that Matty told me on TS.
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Re: english joke (rate the joke of your reaction :D)

Post by Pedsdude » December 2nd, 2010, 2:24 am

Not funny at all.
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Re: english joke (rate the joke of your reaction :D)

Post by Frazzer » December 2nd, 2010, 5:44 am

Levcek your such a fucking attentionwhore.

EDIT: And childish.
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Re: english joke (rate the joke of your reaction :D)

Post by Soviet » December 2nd, 2010, 6:30 am

Asking for constructive criticism on this website is like asking Peds to last longer than 15 seconds.

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Re: english joke (rate the joke of your reaction :D)

Post by ConnoR » December 2nd, 2010, 5:46 pm

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