Awkward girl situation?

[Drofder2004]

Sorry but by that time most of the girls you want will already be taken

Go ask your mum how old she was before she was "taken".

[Rezil]

Go ask your mum how old she was before she was "taken".

Ah this forum is full of hopeless romantics. Marriage =/= girlfriend.

[[SoE]_Zaitsev]

Yeh, but that's coming from the people who never had a girlfriend before Rez

[Drofder2004]

Go ask your mum how old she was before she was "taken".

Ah this forum is full of hopeless romantics. Marriage =/= girlfriend.

Sorry, arranged marriage was never something I considered.
Also, my reference was not anything to do with marriage its the fact you seem to think that women are a possession that you claim as your own, like some sort of stone age primitive caveman.

Romantic =/= Common sense and respect.

Yeh, but that's coming from the people who never had a girlfriend before Rez

this comment is like a small stone, place it on my track and I shall derail this thread

[Coontang]

Well I took rez's approach and just went for it...who gives a fuck if it goes wrong seriously, I will know what I do and what I don't like in a relationship, I'm having a good time with a great person, Having fun! Who cares if it doesn't last forever? I don't want it to, but for now I'm happier than I've ever been...

[JDogg]

Well I took rez's approach and just went for it...who gives a fuck if it goes wrong seriously, I will know what I do and what I don't like in a relationship, I'm having a good time with a great person, Having fun! Who cares if it doesn't last forever? I don't want it to, but for now I'm happier than I've ever been...

Good on ya, I'm pretty happy too, going pretty good down here, sorry I wasn't there when you said you had something urgent to tell me on msn, I think I passed out on my bed for an hour or two.

[Drofder2004]

Well I took rez's approach and just went for it...who gives a fuck if it goes wrong seriously, I will know what I do and what I don't like in a relationship, I'm having a good time with a great person, Having fun! Who cares if it doesn't last forever? I don't want it to, but for now I'm happier than I've ever been...

I have my stopwatch set to 'split', let me know when the fun runs out and the boredom/nagging/bitching start. Then we can time the duration before the final step where you say no more (or she says it, whatever) and the time you realise that not everything had to be taken to another level for fun.

Consider yourself a guinea pig to a social experiment

[Soviet]

Well I took rez's approach and just went for it...who gives a fuck if it goes wrong seriously, I will know what I do and what I don't like in a relationship, I'm having a good time with a great person, Having fun! Who cares if it doesn't last forever? I don't want it to, but for now I'm happier than I've ever been...

I have my stopwatch set to 'split', let me know when the fun runs out and the boredom/nagging/bitching start. Then we can time the duration before the final step where you say no more (or she says it, whatever) and the time you realise that not everything had to be taken to another level for fun.

Consider yourself a guinea pig to a social experiment

Drofder, with a PhD in cynicism.

[zipperdude]

Shit aint you like 15 or something? you too young to be bothered with emotional drama a femal companion will bring.

Im not saying you too young to get your dick wet tho. I beleive a great rapper had phrased it the best, "Get in what you fit in."

at 15 you should be "experimenting" with females. by dating them and figuring out what qualities you like. I rank them 3 ways.

Cant live without - a quality you feel a women must have for you to be happy. - nurturing , love , faithful, honest etc.

Can Live with -Qualities you dont nesicerially care for. bittching step mom, daddy problems, and what ever else fits here.

Last but not least -

Qualities you sincerly dispise.

Always remember tho, every female is going to have 1 thing you dispise wether it be smoking or w.e you need to find a girl taht you feel has more pros then cons.

in your head (or on paper) make a pro con list for each female. if pussys what you want. do the booty call and pick the hottest one.

if love and compasion is what you want pick the one you feel will love you the best and always will remain faithful

so forthe. im 20 now and im gunna be married fully in january and already got a little menace on the way.. did i rush into this? i honestly feel i didnt. not going to fully explain here tho.

My only other tip, well, two tips, number 1 is love will make you wanna do some stupid ass crazy mother fucking things sometimes, you need to gauge the consequences of the action before you perform it. and number 2. for your sake and her sake please use ppertection when you have sex. your only 15 it aint no time to be having a kid. and you dont want the disease that the gvmnt created to wipe out the homos called aids now do you? shit by gettn married i already am cursed with the worste disease of all... OneGina.

EDIT: i forgot to put in one more thing to this beautiful novel.

Kudos on having 3 bitches on your jock at your age. got a young ass player.

[Soviet]

You're 20 and getting married and you're questioning him about getting involved in emotional drama?

[JDogg]

You're 20 and getting married and you're questioning him about getting involved in emotional drama?

Oh snap.

[Drofder2004]

Im not saying you too young to get your dick wet tho.

The great big book of law, states he is.

I beleive a great rapper had phrased it the best, "Get in what you fit in."

Lets take advice from a Doctor.
Dr. Dre that is!

She was the perfect ho' but what do you know
the bitch tried to gag me
so - I had to kill her
Yeah, straight hittin'
Now listen up and lemme tell you how I did it
yo, I tied her to the bed
I was thinking the worst but yo I had to let my niggaz fuck her first yeah
Loaded up the 44 yo
Then I straight smoked the ho'

So, remember everyone, if your bitch tries to fuck you around, just strap her to the bed, gang rape her and shoot her.
Rappers advice ftw.

[JDogg]

Lmfao

[[SoE]_Zaitsev]

lmfao Drofder

[Rezil]

I beleive a great rapper had phrased it the best, "Get in what you fit in."

Lets take advice from a Doctor.
Dr. Dre that is!

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So, remember everyone, if your bitch tries to fuck you around, just strap her to the bed, gang rape her and shoot her.
Rappers advice ftw.

Hahahaahahaha!