Today a few friends an I were at collage today a retard took a piss on my laptop.
Basically what happened is we were all sitting around smoking ciggerettes and me and a 2 other people had our laptops out.
This full blown retard cam up and said I love Insane Clown Posse.
I have an ICP tatoo on my arm so it was relevant.
I thaught the guy was'nt retarded just drunk. (if that makes any sense) he sounded drunk as some retards do.
Anyways, we stared at him for a while. he stopped talking. so we went back to doing our thing.
i turn around to block the wind and light another ciggerette, and I hear water hitting plastic with force (as in water on a keyboard)
I looked and hes pissing on my laptop.
Lucky i covered it with plastic otherwise my laptop would be done and id have dried piss in my laptop.
His manager or what ever gave me 60 bucks and said i hope he didnt cause u any harm.
odd story...
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odd story...
Show me what lies just beyond my eyes
Would you take me to the world where my spirit flies?
Tell me is that really fact or a pack of lies?
Twiztid = By . Blink = Song.
Would you take me to the world where my spirit flies?
Tell me is that really fact or a pack of lies?
Twiztid = By . Blink = Song.
[color=#00FF00]Drofder2004[/color] wrote:Its not out of nowhere, I carry it in my backpack, with my elephant, 32 pets, a spare pair of leggings, 20 fish feasts, a staff I use to magically disenchant things, a stone I can use to travel home, 20000 arrows, a portable stable with a gorilla, a cat and a wolf, 20 bandages and massive quantity of cloth.
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"The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it, but the way those atoms are put together."
"A still more glorious dawn awaits- not a sun rise, but a galaxy rise. A morning filled with four hundred billion suns: the rising of The Milky Way." - Carl Sagan
[15:19] _MattyTÒ£eFarmer_: infinate
[15:19] _MattyTÒ£eFarmer_: u r smarter than me
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Re: odd story...
man so original...
Show me what lies just beyond my eyes
Would you take me to the world where my spirit flies?
Tell me is that really fact or a pack of lies?
Twiztid = By . Blink = Song.
Would you take me to the world where my spirit flies?
Tell me is that really fact or a pack of lies?
Twiztid = By . Blink = Song.
[color=#00FF00]Drofder2004[/color] wrote:Its not out of nowhere, I carry it in my backpack, with my elephant, 32 pets, a spare pair of leggings, 20 fish feasts, a staff I use to magically disenchant things, a stone I can use to travel home, 20000 arrows, a portable stable with a gorilla, a cat and a wolf, 20 bandages and massive quantity of cloth.
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zipperdude wrote:man so original...
"The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it, but the way those atoms are put together."
"A still more glorious dawn awaits- not a sun rise, but a galaxy rise. A morning filled with four hundred billion suns: the rising of The Milky Way." - Carl Sagan
[15:19] _MattyTÒ£eFarmer_: infinate
[15:19] _MattyTÒ£eFarmer_: u r smarter than me
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Haha, hadn't seen that one before!Pedsdude wrote:Infinite wrote:zipperdude wrote:man so original...
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Re: odd story...
hahah thats a great story 
lol.
lol.PeħÄuÄe@CoDJumper.com: put your cock away, you sick man
Matty@CoDJumper.com: hahaha
PeħÄuÄe@CoDJumper.com: (while i whip mine out)
Matty@CoDJumper.com: lol
PeħÄuÄe@CoDJumper.com: just kidding
PeħÄuÄe@CoDJumper.com: ... i don't have one
Matty@CoDJumper.com: hahaha
PeħÄuÄe@CoDJumper.com: (while i whip mine out)
Matty@CoDJumper.com: lol
PeħÄuÄe@CoDJumper.com: just kidding
PeħÄuÄe@CoDJumper.com: ... i don't have one
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LMFAO this topic is full of win 
matt101harris wrote:big cock was the first thing that came to my head lol
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[SoE]_Zaitsev wrote:LMFAO this topic is full of win
"The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it, but the way those atoms are put together."
"A still more glorious dawn awaits- not a sun rise, but a galaxy rise. A morning filled with four hundred billion suns: the rising of The Milky Way." - Carl Sagan
[15:19] _MattyTÒ£eFarmer_: infinate
[15:19] _MattyTÒ£eFarmer_: u r smarter than me
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But I knew someone would post another picture
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matt101harris wrote:big cock was the first thing that came to my head lol
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