banned from apple store...

[Pedsdude]

Im 20 but all my friends are anywhere from my age to 4 years below to 8 years above (collage). there wasnt any kids there. the ones taht were they were too young to understand the obdasity of whats going on.and yes my lifes going places. i may have a criminal record a canibus card and a fake id and party all night. but to me all that matters is me going to school and getting my grades and keeping my gay ass job. (delivery boy for pizza). and those things i do do on a daily basis and get good grades and have only been complained to once.and at night i be drunk as a skunk with my girl friend i live with so honestly.. like i said before i may party daily nightly but i do what i gotta do.. this girl taht im dating now ive been dating since mytopic post of "my ex broke my cod disk"" ive been dating her since then. its not the one who broke my disk she psyco. but this girls why my ex broke my disks and ended our relationship. so im about to marry her and she knows but i wanna get a bachelears and get my job at pge construction so i can make more and support her a kid that we want and when needed suport me (she and my kid come first) so call me a failure or say what a life you have or anything i really dont care i got it made in my opinion and its the best thing ive ever begged for a... a good womens love and a job a house 3 cars and a ducati.

If you used a bit more punctuation towards the end I would have bothered to read that.

[zipperdude]

funny thing is you did read if if you noticed the terrid punctuation. but i guess you can also quote it and point it out like an ass lol.

Im 20 but all my friends are anywhere from my age to 4 years below to 8 years above (collage). there wasn't any kids there. the ones taht were they were too young to understand the obdasity of whats going on. and yes my lifes going places. i may have a criminal record a canibus card and a fake id and party all night. but to me all that matters is me going to school and getting my grades and keeping my gay ass job. (delivery boy for pizza). and those things i do do on a daily basis and get good grades and have only been complained to once.and at night i MAY be drunk as a skunk with my girl friend i live with so honestly *CUT*this girl that im dating now ive been dating since my topic post of "my ex broke my cod disk"" ive been dating her since then. its not the one who broke my disk THAT FEMALE IS psyco. but this girls why my ex broke my disks and ended our relationship. so im about to marry her and she knows but i wanna get a bachelears and get my job at PG&E construction so i can make more MONEY and support her, a kid that we want and when needed, suport me (she and my kid come first) so call me a failure or say what a life you have or anything i really dont care i got it made in my opinion and its the best thing ive ever begged for a... a good womens love and a job a house 3 cars and a ducati.

hope your happy pedsdude i did that just for you. pry not that swell of a job but best i can do as drunk as i am right now.

anyways as dane cook says "id rather recieve a dirty sanchez than deal with this." something like this

[Pedsdude]

funny thing is you did read if if you noticed the terrid punctuation. but i guess you can also quote it and point it out like an ass lol.
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hope your happy pedsdude i did that just for you. pry not that swell of a job but best i can do as drunk as i am right now.

I didn't read it originally - I simply saw the block of text, skimmed over looking for full stops or any breaks in it and didn't find many towards the end.

Anyway, now that you've posted an updated version just for me, I have read it

Good to see that you're looking towards the future. Out of interest, what's your criminal record for?

[Soviet]

You're in college and that bad at English? Where the hell do you live?

[zipperdude]

Soviet i live in the projects.... lol im just kidding i live in some gay ass gated community cuz my gfs parents baught me and her this house for pre-marrige girft ( they hella want to be grand parents is all). as for my bad grammar im a very smart kid i graduated with 3.8 but im drunk alot (not now). and my criminal record and the three way search clause. i threw some eggs out a window went to jail for a night on that and i used to sell drugs. some kid set me up and the cops searched me after i booked it and jumped out the second story window. i got a ticket and jail time for avoiding arrest, unregistered gun 2 ounces of pot and a knife. on my. plus i had 8 shots like an hour before. little over nine months in jail my gfs dad bailed me out. and baught us a house. they love me and idk y but im grateful for her and them.

Edit : plus i got into a fight and my hands are registered as a lethal weapon. (trained fighting)

my neighboor hood u would think would be cool and simple in the sense of no gangs. but all my neighboors are nortes (nortenos its a california gang means northerners in english) so i had to do what i had to do to not get my ass beat. so selling pot got me respect money and friends within the gang. i dont agree with the logic i had to apply but it was the only thing i could come up with.

[Soviet]

im a very smart kid i graduated with 3.8 but im drunk alot (not now). and my criminal record and the three way search clause. i threw some eggs out a window went to jail for a night on that and i used to sell drugs. some kid set me up and the cops searched me after i booked it and jumped out the second story window. i got a ticket and jail time for avoiding arrest, unregistered gun 2 ounces of pot and a knife. on my. plus i had 8 shots like an hour before. little over nine months in jail my gfs dad bailed me out. and baught us a house. they love me and idk y but im grateful for her and them.

No. No you aren't.

[zipperdude]

lol soviet. in the sense of what ive done no im not. am i applying any book smarts now? nope. construction has more money than the other job i wanted so all good to me. i did what i had to do. either do that or get my ass beat and probably be dead by now.

[matt101harris]

lol soviet. in the sense of what ive done no im not. am i applying any book smarts now? nope. construction has more money than the other job i wanted so all good to me. i did what i had to do. either do that or get my ass beat and probably be dead by now.

so u sold drugs to small kids, and threw eggs at people... Thats the definition of smart right there . I should no as i am a genius

[Infinite]

lol soviet. in the sense of what ive done no im not. am i applying any book smarts now? nope. construction has more money than the other job i wanted so all good to me. i did what i had to do. either do that or get my ass beat and probably be dead by now.

so u sold drugs to small kids, and threw eggs at people... Thats the definition of smart right there . I should no as i am a genius

*facepalm*

[Soviet]

The intelligence level of this forum just dropped 382 points.

[zipperdude]

i only ever sold pot and the ppl were 18 or older never younger. safer clientel i guess. but its what ever tho cuz im doing my thing now and going with what i have to do so im good to go

The intelligence level of this forum just dropped 382 points.

hey thank you for the exact decimal it has dropped im glad you can do the math right quick lolol..

[Soviet]

The intelligence level of this forum just dropped 382 points.

hey thank you for the exact decimal it has dropped im glad you can do the math right quick lolol..

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[zipperdude]

was a joke.

[Soviet]

Did you know the dy/dx of 4x^6 is 24x^5(x')....was a joke. Funny how that works.

[matt101harris]

lol fuck me, i didnt understand most of that shit :S