banned from apple store...

[zipperdude]

Ive recently been banned from the apple store in california at my local mall.

The crime : changing the home page to all the laptops in the apple store's home page to mylazysundays.com

DO NOT GO TO THAT SITE!!! unless your gay feel free.

I changed the hompage by changing it on the router / modem for there wifi network and my friend got the pw.

I went back in to veiw ppls expressions and burst out laughing... I was drunk at the time and decided to call them all fags to to grow a pair and get an actual pc.

They did not take kindly to that but oh well was totally worthe it.

I refused to leave when they asked me so the faggy mall cops had to walk me out of the store and mall and said if u leave now we wont report you being drunk and all this will blow away.

little did they know that ive been the one pouring my full cups of ice cold water on the from the second floor haha stupid mother fuckers eat my shit!

[Pedsdude]

Grow up dude.

[matt101harris]

lol ahhahahahahahhahaahahahaqhaha. hahahahahaaahaaah i thought it was funny.. Maybe u guys need to get a sense of humor . I can see there faces now

[Soviet]

I was drunk at the time

Point reinforced

[[SoE]_Zaitsev]

lol, good one Soviet

[Drofder2004]

Congratulations, you officially have what is known as "chav syndrome".

[zipperdude]

grow up? its senseless humor. learn to live a little bit douche. tell me to grow up just for that? honestly i realize its your opinion ks but do u also fuck dogs? seriously lol grow up ? hahaha that made me laugh more than that experianc.

BTW : to who ever pointed out its "chav syndrome" no i have alcoholic sydrome and a 3 way search clause for my love of pot EVEN WITH MY CANIBUS CARD. stupid ass government your always gunna find trees on me why u waste our time. u cant ticket me or take it.

[matt101harris]

grow up? its senseless humor. learn to live a little bit douche. tell me to grow up just for that? honestly i realize its your opinion ks but do u also fuck dogs? seriously lol grow up ? hahaha that made me laugh more than that experianc.

BTW : to who ever pointed out its "chav syndrome" no i have alcoholic sydrome and a 3 way search clause for my love of pot EVEN WITH MY CANIBUS CARD. stupid ass government your always gunna find trees on me why u waste our time. u cant ticket me or take it.

just for the record, how old actualy are you?

[Soviet]

grow up? its senseless humor. learn to live a little bit douche. tell me to grow up just for that? honestly i realize its your opinion ks but do u also fuck dogs? seriously lol grow up ? hahaha that made me laugh more than that experianc.

BTW : to who ever pointed out its "chav syndrome" no i have alcoholic sydrome and a 3 way search clause for my love of pot EVEN WITH MY CANIBUS CARD. stupid ass government your always gunna find trees on me why u waste our time. u cant ticket me or take it.

Yeah....you're going places in life...

[JDogg]

Come on bro, what if there were little kids in the store or something.

[zipperdude]

Im 20 but all my friends are anywhere from my age to 4 years below to 8 years above (collage). there wasnt any kids there. the ones taht were they were too young to understand the obdasity of whats going on.and yes my lifes going places. i may have a criminal record a canibus card and a fake id and party all night. but to me all that matters is me going to school and getting my grades and keeping my gay ass job. (delivery boy for pizza). and those things i do do on a daily basis and get good grades and have only been complained to once.and at night i be drunk as a skunk with my girl friend i live with so honestly.. like i said before i may party daily nightly but i do what i gotta do.. this girl taht im dating now ive been dating since mytopic post of "my ex broke my cod disk"" ive been dating her since then. its not the one who broke my disk she psyco. but this girls why my ex broke my disks and ended our relationship. so im about to marry her and she knows but i wanna get a bachelears and get my job at pge construction so i can make more and support her a kid that we want and when needed suport me (she and my kid come first) so call me a failure or say what a life you have or anything i really dont care i got it made in my opinion and its the best thing ive ever begged for a... a good womens love and a job a house 3 cars and a ducati.

[JDogg]

Had to, btw wtf is a cannabis card.

[zipperdude]

canibus club card you get to smoke pot legaly grow legaly have up to 4 ounces in your car. hella limitation but it made it easier to burn haha now that i grow and i can smoke while i go walk my dog or w.e . its made for medical reasons only but u just say some bullshit excuse i actually have pains. i shattered my left hand 3 years ago and have hella bad pains from it so i told them that and insomnia which i have. alot of ppl hate the medical pot bhut alot of ppl love it.

anyways where the hell did cool story bro come from? i see it everywhere hear it fromeveryone and im trying to figure it out. did a rapper say it and make it hella famous instantaniously? i can never figure it out. even my afgani friend says it and its hella funny with his accent

[JDogg]

It came from 4chan, dunu it's origins. I wish medical weed was here, be awesome.

[Infinite]

grow up? its senseless humor. learn to live a little bit douche. tell me to grow up just for that? honestly i realize its your opinion ks but do u also fuck dogs? seriously lol grow up ? hahaha that made me laugh more than that experianc.

BTW : to who ever pointed out its "chav syndrome" no i have alcoholic sydrome and a 3 way search clause for my love of pot EVEN WITH MY CANIBUS CARD. stupid ass government your always gunna find trees on me why u waste our time. u cant ticket me or take it.

^ reminds me of the kids which you find on halo 3.