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Epic fail in indian Restaurant

Post by ultralala » September 23rd, 2009, 7:24 pm

A mate and his father visited an indian restaurant today. So my friends father didnt liked anything on the menu and serioulsy asked the waiter "Do you have anything with beef?". :roll: Embarrasing epic fail :mrgreen:
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant

Post by matt101harris » September 23rd, 2009, 11:49 pm

Ultralala wrote:A mate and his father visited an indian restaurant today. So my friends father didnt liked anything on the menu and serioulsy asked the waiter "Do you have anything with beef?". :roll: Embarrasing epic fail :mrgreen:
i dont get it... :D
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant

Post by Infinite » September 23rd, 2009, 11:54 pm

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Ultralala wrote:A mate and his father visited an indian restaurant today. So my friends father didnt liked anything on the menu and serioulsy asked the waiter "Do you have anything with beef?". :roll: Embarrasing epic fail :mrgreen:
i dont get it... :D
He's suggesting a stereotype that all Indians are Hindu and worship cows... beef = cow meat. Matty, you just ruined the joke for me :(.
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant

Post by matt101harris » September 23rd, 2009, 11:56 pm

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i thought it said chinease :D:D:D:D: now i get it :P
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant

Post by BlueDamselfly » September 24th, 2009, 1:16 am

matt101harris wrote:
Ultralala wrote:A mate and his father visited an indian restaurant today. So my friends father didnt liked anything on the menu and serioulsy asked the waiter "Do you have anything with beef?". :roll: Embarrasing epic fail :mrgreen:
i dont get it... :D
Pathetic!

Btw, I rather Pizza Hut's!
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant

Post by Soviet » September 24th, 2009, 1:23 am

Haha, nice.

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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant

Post by matt101harris » September 24th, 2009, 1:34 am

BlueDamselfly wrote:Pathetic!

Btw, I rather Pizza Hut's!
cos ure from canada and ure fat.... :D <3
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant

Post by JDogg » September 24th, 2009, 3:45 am

matt101harris wrote:ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i thought it said chinease :D:D:D:D: now i get it :P
Do you even look at the posts?, it says INDIAN rofl.
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant

Post by Soviet » September 24th, 2009, 5:03 am

JDogg wrote:
matt101harris wrote:ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i thought it said chinease :D:D:D:D: now i get it :P
Do you even look at the posts?, it says INDIAN rofl.
To be fair India is right next door and Matt is a complete dumbass.

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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant

Post by [SoE]_Zaitsev » September 24th, 2009, 3:37 pm

Well, someone has to take over Damsel his position of forum fool :D

Anyway, I didn't get the joke either, I hardly eat Indian food anyway.
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant

Post by Pedsdude » September 24th, 2009, 5:24 pm

[SoE]_Zaitsev wrote:Well, someone has to take over Damsel his position of forum fool :D
Grrr, I'm fed up of you dutchies making that mistake! You don't say "Damsel his ...", say "Damsel's"! :P
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant

Post by matt101harris » September 24th, 2009, 6:10 pm

Pedsdude wrote:
[SoE]_Zaitsev wrote:Well, someone has to take over Damsel his position of forum fool :D
Grrr, I'm fed up of you dutchies making that mistake! You don't say "Damsel his ...", say "Damsel's"! :P
or "gay boy's"
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant

Post by [SoE]_Zaitsev » September 24th, 2009, 6:45 pm

What's the difference Peds ?

Damsel his is exactly the same as Damsel's right ?
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant

Post by Pedsdude » September 24th, 2009, 7:18 pm

[SoE]_Zaitsev wrote:What's the difference Peds ?
Damsel his is exactly the same as Damsel's right ?
It's not proper English to say "<name> his", it would always be said "<name>'s" or e.g. "the __ belonging to <name>".

I'm not sure if the apostrophe in the case of possessive actually means his/her, so I can't confirm.
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Re: Epic fail in indian Restaurant

Post by Infinite » September 24th, 2009, 7:48 pm

"Damsel his" is combining a noun and possessive pronoun which is improper English as Peds stated. "Damsel's" or "His" would be the correct use of them in English, so it should be "his position of forum fool :D" or "Damsel's position of forum fool :D".
[SoE]_Zaitsev wrote:Well, someone has to take over Damsel his position of forum fool :D

Anyway, I didn't get the joke either, I hardly eat Indian food anyway.
Since we are on the subject, I believe that "position of forum" is also another improper use of English. In English, it is harder to understand when you read it in your mind than saying something such as "position on the forum". I am not sure which rule this falls under, but I do know that it deals with prepositions. It's a minor error, but still very noticeable to me. There is another minor grammar error, but I won't go into it :D.
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