Serious help and advice needed. Please.

[Pedsdude]

I've had my GF for 3 months now - small, white, petite, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a couple of weeks, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of my GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we're not together anymore.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's a pic of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

[Infinite]

LOL. That's the funniest shit I've heard in a LONG time.

If I were you, I'd take ur GF back and put some more meat into ur GF .

[Mr_B34]

I think I can say for everyone that we will support your decision either way. Or atleast I will LOL haha.

[$uicide!]

Lol Lol

[Drofder2004]

Start Swinging!

No man has the right to place his meat in your gf!

[Soviet]

Dude, she told me she was single when we did it...

[JDogg]

Rofl.

[Pedsdude]

Now that enough posts have passed, I can say that I don't take credit for this I would have said so in the original post, but it would have ruined the surprise for people I don't know who originally wrote it, but congrats to them! It had me fooled for quite a while when I read it last night lol.

[matt101harris]

omfg at first u thought u were serios lol i was like what a fucking sick, twisted dad!! HAHAHAHAH.lol u cock. I think u should burn him with it

[[SoE]_Zaitsev]

As soon as I read the first sentence with the 'GF' I know it wasn't you Still a hilarious post tbh, lmao.

[BlueDamselfly]

I lol'd so hard, pack your things and gtfo!

[Drofder2004]

Now that enough posts have passed, I can say that I don't take credit for this I would have said so in the original post, but it would have ruined the surprise for people I don't know who originally wrote it, but congrats to them! It had me fooled for quite a while when I read it last night lol.

The fact you mentioned having a job, gave it away. Nobody born in Newcastle has a job.

[lotus]

omfg at first u thought u were serios lol i was like what a fucking sick, twisted dad!! HAHAHAHAH.lol u cock. I think u should burn him with it

ROFL i know

[Pedsdude]

Nobody born in Newcastle has a job.

He wasn't born in Newcastle

Indeed!

[Soviet]

Nobody born in Newcastle has a job.

He wasn't born in Newcastle

Indeed!

Just because you two are butt buddies doesn't mean the rest of us know the intricate details of your lives.