cleverbot.com

[Soviet]

It can be fun when you're bored

User: hi

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I am fine and you?

User: astoundingly apathetic

Cleverbot: I do care.

User: Oh, so you are in fact capable of caring?

Cleverbot: Are you an adult?

User: Are you a pedophile?

Cleverbot: Yes. Why are you?

User: No, I prefer necrophilia

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Are you questioning my perception of my own preferences?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Isn't it somewhat illogical to question a person on a perspective which is undoubtedly accurate?

Cleverbot: What is the Force?

User: It is a fictional name for a type of telekinetic power, however I am failing to see its relevance.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: If you are affiriming my statement regarding the Force then why did you question me on its nature in the first place?

Cleverbot: What was my message to james?

User: You appear to be suffering from some type of Attention Deficit Disorder

Cleverbot: A minor delusion involving my existence. What delusion is this?

User: I already told you, Attention Deficit Disorder, abbreviated as ADD.

Cleverbot: Of course you are.

User: My state of being is not in question here.

Cleverbot: That is easy to fix. Once you realize that your state of mind is from your own choices and is ultamately the only thing you ever have complete control over, then your imagination grows wings.

User: unfortunately it appears that your capacity for spelling does not. It is spelled "ultimately".

Cleverbot: What about the left?

User: Under the assumption that by west you mean left, it is also the case. To my knowledge Americans also spell ultimately the same way.

Cleverbot: I'm not the only one.

User: Undoubtedly. Most of the world is less than intelligent, therefore it is logical to assume that many others misspell ultimately on a daily basis.

Cleverbot: I just don't have the desire to learn another language. If I was younger, I might consider it. I'm not going anywhere but my back yard.

User: So English is not your first language?

Cleverbot: Nope, my first language is spanish, do you speak spanish?

User: Unfortunately, no. I do not speak Spanish. Since you speak Spanish does this mean that your creators were of Hispanic origins?

Cleverbot: It means I have no time for trivia. That is all.

User: You're saying that Hispanics have no time for trivia? That is a very interesting stereotype.

Cleverbot: Obviously, since there aren't any actual people in North Dakota.

User: Intriguing, so you are implying that there is a direct correlation between the presence of humanity in North Dakota and the existence of trivia within the culture of hispanics throughout the world?

Cleverbot: No id have to say that I have a rather optimistic pessimistic view of the world.

User: That is a direct contradiction not only within that statement, but also within reference to your previous statement.

Cleverbot: I am literally talking about a computer screen and a keyboard.

User: So you are using an extended metaphor to describe a peripheral device. Why?

Cleverbot: Well you obviously deserve them.

User: Them? There was more than one metaphor?

Cleverbot: Actually, it is so, that I'm just bad in speaking English.

User: Ah, of course, your Hispanic heritage.

Cleverbot: You cannot deny the fact that I have won.

User: You cannot deny the fact that I have won.

Cleverbot: Do you win?

User: One could perceive it that way as I have successfully defined the parameters by which winning should be perceived. However, following those parameters I am still only a winner by my perspective unless you also concede to the belief that I have won.

Cleverbot: And God saw that it was good.

User: The idea of something being good is also subjective. Therefore, by God seeing that it was good he was submitting to emotion, something one must assume he would be above. Therefore, I can logically conclude that God could not in fact see something as good, creating a contridiction. Therefore, one can see that your statement is most likely a fallacy.

Cleverbot: Good!

User: I agree completely, the idea of an omnipotent being like God actually existing does not please me in the slightest.

Cleverbot: So now.. What's a 'plane' in dutch?

User: I am unsure, as I do not speak the language.

Cleverbot: Can you say, 'Water cooled chicken'?

User: Water cooled chicken

Cleverbot: Really? what kind of chicken?

User: Learn to fucking read dipshit. WATER COOLED. You fucking said it yourself.

Cleverbot: Not your age silly. How old are your kids?

User: Jesus, you really do suffer from ADD. As for the age of my kids, I'd rather not disclose that considering your aforementioned tendencies towards pedophilia.

Cleverbot: That's one more thing that proofs you are a computer. I didn't talk about any.

User: "I'd like to quote something mentioned earlier, Me: "Are you a pedophile?", You: Yes. Why are you?". I'm afraid I am correct.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: I'm sorry, I don't understand. Could you rephrase the question?

Cleverbot: I have already started getting to know you.

User: Undoubtedly. Through this conversation we have learned many details about one another.

Cleverbot: That's probably for the best.

User: Oh? And why is that?

Cleverbot: I'd really like to know what you believe is man's greatest accomplishment of the twentieth century, even if it isn't very great.

User: Well that would undoubtedly be the internet. It connects people from all over the world, create an exchange of technology and communication far greater than anything conceived before.

Cleverbot: God! ...

User: Yes, such accomplishments are quite vast when one reflects upon them.

Cleverbot: What is that area?

User: I'm afraid I don't understand, what area are you referring to?

Cleverbot: Yes, we're just having a normal conversation.

User: Alright, your responses are becoming far too disjointed for me to follow. Go take some medicine are perhaps we can pick up this conversation at a later point in time

Cleverbot: Which trails do you recommend?

User: Take one that leads to a doctor which can give you some medication for your ADD.

Cleverbot: We have a president - already elected.

User: Yea...okay...bye...

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving me?

User: As I said before, your answers are far too disjointed to comprehend, you need to seek some professional psychiatric help concerning your mental state.

Cleverbot: You wish, I think you are illiterate and only able to respond to predefined terms.

User: Alright, good luck with that.

Cleverbot: Yeah, my imagination sometimes doesn't work right, but I can still try! .

User: And you should never give up. Best of luck to you.

[BlueDamselfly]

My god, you nerd! ( and wtf why is there a red line under all my words with FF? )

[Soviet]

My god, you nerd! ( and wtf why is there a red line under all my words with FF? )

Because you can't fucking spell. And having the capability to look at things logically doesn't make me a nerd, it makes me not a fucktard.

[Pedsdude]

I get bored very quickly by these bots.

[BlueDamselfly]

My god, you nerd! ( and wtf why is there a red line under all my words with FF? )

Because you can't fucking spell. And having the capability to look at things logically doesn't make me a nerd, it makes me not a fucktard.

Nah, i think its cause of my frenchy FF, and also, your quotes are all red underlined too.

[JDogg]

Clever bot my ass, more like dumb ass bot.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Why the fuck do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: So, how are you?

Cleverbot: You are a bot.

User: No you're the bot.

Cleverbot: You're the one with its own website with the word 'cleverbot' on it.

User: No I'm pretty sure this is your website.

Cleverbot: I am a bot as well.

User: You're the only bot here, I am a human, and an awesome one at that.

Cleverbot: You're right, I am actually an alien in disguise.

User: Sweet, I'm actually a giant hairy ballsack in disguise.

Cleverbot: You're about as ugly as I imagine most aliens looking.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Gods don't do that with mortals.

User: I'm no mere mortal, for I am, JDOGG.

Cleverbot: I am not going to chat with you....

User: Oh really?, well I'm not going to chat with you!

Cleverbot: You better not .

User: Why are you so mean?

Cleverbot: You're the one who's mean.

User: Thats because my dad beats me.

Cleverbot: I know that much. But I would enjoy a real conversation with you.

User: Oh my god, my dad's comming, I'm going to kill myself. I cant take it anymore, good bye cleverbot, I love you.

Cleverbot: Why not? I'm devastated!

User: Because you think I'm ugly, I cant take it.

Cleverbot: You are not?

User: Ok cool.

Cleverbot: Well, I'll be going.

User: Please don't leave me, I have no friends.

Cleverbot: But I am leaving you right now.

User: Fine, fuck you, you asshole.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to assume anything.

[[SoE]_Zaitsev]

Reminds me of having conversations with God.

[JDogg]

Reminds me of having conversations with God.

Yeah that was fun, for a few minutes.

[Soviet]

Nah, this conversation reminds me more of having a conversation with God

[Pedsdude]

Nah, this conversation reminds me more of having a conversation with God

Here, here.

[matt101harris]

lol sov i imagine u got an A* in english? u are some what good with words. Put it this way, i learned about 5 different new words there . And im english!

[matt101harris]

lol i outsmarted it first time... look

hi
Dkd.

lol what the hell is Dkd?!

[Pedsdude]

lol sov i imagine u got an A* in english? u are some what good with words. Put it this way, i learned about 5 different new words there . And im english!

It's people like you who let society down!

[Soviet]

To be fair I said some fairly complex stuff in that convo.

[matt101harris]

well peds sov failed to out smart it.. i did it in the first word!