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I NEED HELP WITH MY COD4 MAPPING TO DO THE ELEVATOR ONLY FOR ADMINS AND THE TELEPORT ONLY FOR ADMINS!!!

Meh, you'd be better off just killing yourself.

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Wow, we're so going to get sued.

ThePsycho wrote:still need help for the elevator think thought:S

Well just use http://www.modsonline.com and search for teleport tutorial. You will need a trigger, a script_origin and a script

i tryed but nothink was helpfull:S

hahahhahahaha Soviet your funny:P lol anywayz i found what i wanted achually killersam told me:P Thx KillerSam!!!

lmao @ "HAMMER a bullet into your skull."

Rofl "Chop Your Own Head Off While Standing Next to a Major World Leader "

imao:P You guys are helerius i looooove this forum:P

seems codjumpers made someones day

so guys i found some stuff that they are verry usefull for me but only 1 think i want somethink like a door that others can get thruth only i can and when ever i want to let them in!! please give me a link or somethink...not how to kill my self
THX:D