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Post by [SoE]_Zaitsev » January 9th, 2008, 5:55 pm

haha, this is just way too funny!!!

He looks gay on that picture too.

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Anyway... Apparently we've been bullying a kid during the 4 years on school too... I think I was 12 years old and left that school when I was 16 after finishing exams. Anyway, this kid is weird, almost nobody liked him (He got 2 or 3 friends or so), or atleast he was with people who weren't very 'populair' either.

We usualy called him 'spook' which means ghost in Enlish, the reason for that is because he had such white skin, almost a corpse, and white/yellowish hair. He also smelled, had yellow teeth and his house was fecking dirty (There was a massive digusting thing on his window almost covering it as a whole (I'd say the window was 1 by 2 meters)... I don't know how to translate the following but in Dutch they're called 'gordijnen'... It's those things you have in front of the window, you can close them so nobody can check inside your house... These were white at the start and became yellow over time, they never cleaned it... Just digusting.

A few funny moments... We had class one morning. Our teacher was already joking around a bit and then looked outside and saw a women walking with 2 dogs. The teacher said something in the lines of: ''Look at these ugly dogs and that fat women, who would want such dogs?''. It turned out to be his mother and his own 2 dogs (We already knew that it was his, fecking great!).

Another time was with sports. There was some kind of discussion going on and one of my mates was sitting next to him and said... ''Michael, you smell!'' (That's his real name). Our teacher then asked: ''Why would you say such a thing ?'' followed by my friend who said that he just smelled and he asked her to smell him. She did and she replied that he indeed wasn't smelling too nice and asked if he was using deo, he obviously answered yes (And we know it's not true, he always smells, horrible).

And one final thing... He lives approx 3km away form school and his mother always brings him to school in the car with his bike (With pedals :P) in the back of the car. She then stops before the bridge (Approx 200m from school) and he cycles the last few meters to show that his mom didn't bring him. After a while we discovered this and made fun of him because he's so damn lazy... Every single time when we needed to go somewhere on our bikes he was ALWAYS sick. Coincidence huh ?

We got into trouble a few times, his parents even came to school a couple of times. His house is on sale now (Also cleaned, the spot on the window is gone)... Who would want to buy it with that on it ? It's a pity you don't know how he looks, or his ohuse, you would've laughed your ass off. Now he has very long hair, lower than his shoulders with tons and tons of gel in it, just disgusting. We even occasionaly spotted some remaining gel in his hair or on his ears! :P


ok, that's all I can remember for now. I hope it was a good read.
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Post by Neon » January 9th, 2008, 7:40 pm

Lmao what a tramp. Who gels long hair? ;/
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Post by YaNo » January 9th, 2008, 7:41 pm

[SoE]_Zaitsev wrote:'gordijnen'
Gordijnen = curtains (grammer)

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Post by aicaramba » January 9th, 2008, 7:59 pm

Everyone had kids like that in his class I think. We had Ronnie, ronny lived just outside the town in a 'house' (was more like a small barn or something). He was never really popular so he asked to most popular kids in class to beat the shit out of him. So we did.
He was having fights quite ofte, mostly causing them himselve. But one time was really funny:
We were in traffic class (when we were all kids) and the subject was bike cross and he started crying for an unknown reason. The teacher said 'the match has been canceled due to rain fall'. Ronnie started shouting at the teacher, and next thing we knew Ronnie's neck was in the teachers hands and his feet were a foot above the ground. Was quite amusing.

In highschool we had a girl in our class who was fingering herselve in class (no messing around) and nearly the entire class spotted it at one point (she did it at more then one occasion). Then in english class it was my turn to give answer to a question and my mate next to me slid a paper on my desk, the text on it was something about the girl and her needs, never read it, the teacher spotted it and he had to turn it in. After reading it he got expelled :(
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Post by Neon » January 9th, 2008, 8:08 pm

I don't know if this is true or not, but apparantly a kid who used to be in my class had a wank during a French lesson in middle school. :lol:

I sneezed when i was taking a piss this morning and piss went all over the walls lol. I've no idea why you have to jerk about and close your eyes when you sneeze :(
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Post by [SoE]_Zaitsev » January 9th, 2008, 8:44 pm

haha, this topic is fucking hilarious!

even more than before, big lol!
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Post by YaNo » January 9th, 2008, 11:07 pm

2 Years ago i tried to kiss a teacher at private lessons. She rejected me though.
She's was just so hot :o

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Post by waywaaaard » January 9th, 2008, 11:31 pm

KillerSam wrote: (I have experience in these matters :wink: )
why isn't that surprising us? :lol:
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Post by Neon » January 9th, 2008, 11:37 pm

KillerSam wrote:
Neon wrote:Lmao what a tramp. Who gels long hair? ;/
Thats not gel.... lmao
Well you can't blame him, its hard not to get... sticky when you're earning abit of cash on the side. :P Not that i'd know...
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Post by Neon » January 10th, 2008, 12:16 am

How do you know? :P
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Post by Neon » January 10th, 2008, 12:28 am

[SoE]_Zaitsev wrote:We even occasionaly spotted some remaining gel in his hair or on his ears! :P
Gel when it goes solid in hair... alot like jizz probably lol. Face it Sam, he's a rent boy on the weekends!
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Post by steveuk » January 10th, 2008, 12:52 am

Isnt funny how 1 topic starts off another, virus turns to bully, bully turns to wanking.lol Ok i have a couple of school stories, belive them or not, but they are TRUE

A girl whom use to live at the bottom ofthe road to me called Tracy, always use to think i was a weekling due to i didnt like fighting, she always use to take the piss out of me at school., well 1 day after P.E all the boys was in the showerroom getting changed and all the girls was in there changing room, Now Tracy had finsihed her shower this one day and wanted to drink from the water fountain, but the girls one didnt work,so she decided to goto the boys changing room and help herself to the boys water fountain... Now, as she entered nearly all the boys had showered and was changing, i myslef had just finished my shower,and had just a towel around my waist, untill Tracy walked in and the guys saw her, i hadnt seen her at this time, one of the guys said hay steve look who's here, then all of a sudden one of the boys ripped of my towel and tracy stood there looking, i kinda stood there in shock, butt naked, when Tracy said Well steve, i'll never take the piss out of you again, ,she went bright red and walked out. No im not a large guy i always thought i had a small Dick,(lol) Word went around the school, and like 25% of all the girls in my school started to say hi to me.lol,never dated any tho...Shame..hahhaa..but after that day, Tracy always tried and defended me in fights,mainly if i was being out numbered, wounder why.???


I use to hate fighting at school, but This tracy siad to me one day if you dont defend yourself you will get it for life, and i can tell you 1 thing i was bullied daily, 1 from a boy called Shawn, anothercalled by Richard (He was the worste).
Shawn was big and Fat, and always use to push me for no reason, Richard always had a gang with him. 1 Day i just lost it with Shawn, he pushed me and my head hit the wall,i was dazed for a few moements, then i just turned and said (Hay you fucking Fat Lard of Flabb,wanta try that again), he turned and rushed towards me, i ducked and he missed me, but i was quick enough to grab his arm and swing hi against the same brick wall, then i grabbed his head and bashed it several times against the wall, untill i saw blood (Fuck i thought im in shit creek now), shawn dropped to the ground and i ran for it...15 mins passed,hopeing for the best, i heard a amblance was called and he was taken to hospital, Teachers found me and questioned me, rang my parents and told them what happened. To cut this story short, Shawn was out of hospital the same day, just miner cuts,looked worse than it had, i was sent home for a week, but shawn never bothered me again after that day.

3 weeks later after i was back at school, Richard decided to come picking on me with his gang, Tracy had heard of it and tried to find me to warn me. but to late, Richard approched me and said you you like to try and learn to fight now do ya, smashing peoples head against the wall is ok is it he said, i told him he knew shit, and he should keep out of peoples business, and mind his own, he approched me with 3 others and said ok now ya going to get a slapping, i knew is was out numbered 4 to 1, i couldnt run i was cornered.Now Tracy appeared, and said you start on Steve ya have to start on me, i spoke and said, Richard ya all big in front of a group, why not just me and you 1 on 1,you think ya hard, prove it and we went to it... We fought, kicked, punched, booted, even biten(lol), now the out come was i did not win, richard was bigger than me, and had more power, but i tell ya one thing, he left me alone after that day,so did some other bullies at my school.

Now i know these stories maybe long,(Sorry) but Bullying in my school days was worse than they are now, i dont agree with bullying at all, but if you dont defend yourself, ya have it for life, i had many fights at my schools i went to, made many friends and afew enimies to.

Tracy well i lost contact with her after i left my old place, but i did see her mum last year and she all well and fine, even maried now with kids , Her mon even said she still remebers me from 1 special day, i wounder what day she means by that ...lol

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Post by JDogg » January 10th, 2008, 11:31 am

Wow Steve, touching story
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Post by [SoE]_Zaitsev » January 10th, 2008, 11:53 am

Yeh Steve, interesting read :D
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Post by steveuk » January 10th, 2008, 12:29 pm

Bullying at school by A Teacher.Another TRUE Story, read it if ya like..

No What realy fucking sucks, at the same school i was picked on by Richard & Shawn, there was a #Teacher called Mr Buntin, he teached english & geogophy, i knew al lthe time he never like me, as i always found his work so hard to do, but 1 week he set up homework that i knew i would not be able to do, neither would half the other kids in his class.
The day came when we had to hand in the homework, he asked for everyone to hand it in, i slowly put my hand up and said SIR, i couldnt do the homework you set i found it to hard. Righ morgans see me after class , i was dreading it man, 30-min went past so quickly, but felt like hours.. I thought he might of forgotten me, as i approched the door, Morgans where you think your going,get here.

Sorry sir i just couldnt do your homework, even my parents couldnt understand it, Buntin turn and said fuck your parents,i set the work for you no other fucker, comehere you little shit. I was to scare to move from where i was, he grabbed the Earasor then trhow it at me hitting my head, then he came rushing up me and said you think that hert, well thats nothink, he then grabbed me by my throut and throw me across 3 tables, with all this noise, the French teacher luckly heard what was going on and She rushed up to the classrom i was in, and slammed open the door.. MR Buntin she screamed what the hell do you think your doing to this boy...
Buntin Red in the face shouted, never your mind, im teaching this little shit a lesson in why he cant do my set homework. Mrs wales quickly walked up to me and grabbed me by the arm, and said come on move befor he starts on you again. Buntin then had taken a seat tryingto calm down, we moved passed him quickly , Morgans you not had the last of this he said, Mr Wales then replied, i think you have done enought to this boy.

Mrs wales took me to sick bay and had me checked over by the school nurse, while she went to talk to the headmaster about what happened,
what i heard was that Buntin was spoken to by the Head and was caution that he was to leave school right away and the headmaster would have to talk to the school board.. lucky i was ok just a few bruses, i told my parents about the matter when i got home and they rang the school up the next morning, the Headmaster told my parents that Buntin had been suspended untill further noticed, and the school may concider in legal action depending on enquires with other teachers and school pupils. A week later i heard that Buntin had handed in his noticed and nothink else was done about the matter, i just hope he never did get another job in a school..

bunin was a meanest teacher in our school, and i dont think i was the only one he picked on, but coz he had some military background (i later found out) he thought he could take out punishment on school pupils the way he wanted and thought he could get away with it..He Was wrong.

Anyone else ever got bullied, and beaten by there School Tachers.?

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