Stupid people + Internet

[Infinite]

found another one on that website,

<ddubb> if there is no local area ID found, drop the load data.
<ddubb> or, in code form:
<ddubb> if (!getLAid()) dropLoad();
<ddubb> line 525 of software that ships tomorrow.
<ddubb> my work here is done.

XD.

[Pedsdude]

My favourite


<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

Nobody EVER gives that 'I don't get it' response, I've tried numerous times

[JDogg]

found another one on that website,

<ddubb> if there is no local area ID found, drop the load data.
<ddubb> or, in code form:
<ddubb> if (!getLAid()) dropLoad();
<ddubb> line 525 of software that ships tomorrow.
<ddubb> my work here is done.

XD.

Lmfao, should be blow load, unless the guy in question is 103 years old.
EDIT:

My favourite


<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

Nobody EVER gives that 'I don't get it' response, I've tried numerous times

Well Peds, you my friend, haven't been doing it properly, I have been thinking of a fool proof way of getting your friends to admit they don't get any pussy, then I got it!. Heres an example:

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[22:09] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: ill tell u a funny joke, had me laughing for hours
[22:09] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: pussy
[22:09] Donclurd ٩๏̯͡๏)۶: ...
[22:09] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: get it?
[22:09] Donclurd ٩๏̯͡๏)۶: ..
[22:10] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: get it?
[22:10] Donclurd ٩๏̯͡๏)۶: NO@
[22:10] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: and u never will, ha got u bitch
[22:10] Donclurd ٩๏̯͡๏)۶: I got rickrolled
[22:11] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: u got pussy stomped

EDIT2:

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[22:13] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: Ill tell u this funny as joke
[22:13] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: my dad told me
[22:13] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: me and my bro pissed our selves
[22:14] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: ok here it is
[22:14] [SASR] RaMbO: k
[22:14] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: pussy
[22:14] [SASR] RaMbO: lol?
[22:14] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: get it?
[22:14] [SASR] RaMbO: no
[22:14] [SASR] RaMbO: not really
[22:14] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: and u never will
[22:14] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: hahha
[22:14] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: get it now?
[22:14] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: pussy, you dont get it
[22:14] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: :P
[22:15] [SASR] RaMbO: lol
[22:15] [SASR] RaMbO: hahahahahah

2/2 people have replied with "no", I need to get back to the lab for further tests.
EDIT3:

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[22:15] >Huggy<: Hey
[22:16] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: yo
[22:16] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: wanna hear a funny as joke
[22:16] >Huggy<: You got a 360?
[22:16] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: thats not a joke but yes
[22:16] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: now
[22:16] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: back to the joke
[22:16] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: pussy
[22:17] >Huggy<: Funny joke
[22:17] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: get it?
[22:17] >Huggy<: ha...ha..
[22:17] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: u dont get it do you :S
[22:18] >Huggy<: No
[22:18] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: and u never will ha!!!!!!
[22:18] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: get it now?
[22:18] >Huggy<: LOL
[22:18] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: thanks for playing
[22:18] >Huggy<: Thats still stupid
[22:18] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: thats 3/3 btw
[22:18] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: ur stupid stfu

thats 3/3.
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[22:25] *<|D Cardiac: any whats the joke
[22:25] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: pussy
[22:25] *<|D Cardiac: lol
[22:26] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: get it?
[22:26] *<|D Cardiac: yes
[22:26] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: ur the first person out of 4 ppl to say that
[22:26] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: congratulations
[22:26] *<]:-D> koOp~JDogg » LG: and thanks for playing
[22:26] *<|D Cardiac: lol

Damn!.

[Pedsdude]

No need to explain it to them afterwards, it kind ruins the effect of the "and you never will" bit!

[JDogg]

No need to explain it to them afterwards, it kind ruins the effect of the "and you never will" bit!

Yeah true, ill keep that in mind next time.

[helium]

haha nice jdogg!

[Soviet]

what an amazing waste of time...

[Infinite]

parad0x251 (2:41:27 PM): yo
cambodianboy707 (2:41:30 PM): wassuo
parad0x251 (2:41:31 PM): wanna hear a funny koke?
cambodianboy707 (2:41:31 PM): p
parad0x251 (2:41:33 PM): joke*
cambodianboy707 (2:41:35 PM): sure
parad0x251 (2:41:37 PM): pussy
cambodianboy707 (2:41:43 PM): oh
cambodianboy707 (2:41:45 PM): funny?
parad0x251 (2:41:46 PM): pussy
parad0x251 (2:41:55 PM): do you get it?
cambodianboy707 (2:41:55 PM): =o
cambodianboy707 (2:41:58 PM): no
parad0x251 (2:42:02 PM): and YOU NEVER WILLL
parad0x251 (2:42:05 PM): HAHAHA
cambodianboy707 (2:42:14 PM): ok
cambodianboy707 (2:42:16 PM): lol
cambodianboy707 (2:42:19 PM): that was good
cambodianboy707 (2:42:19 PM): lol




I had to try that on at least one person xD. Worked great once i added in "do you get it?"

[Coontang]

My attempt:

Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:48):
can i tell you something funny
Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:48):
pussy
       נρ ||| ΉӨӨDƧƬΛЯ' ||| уєαнн, ιι'м ѕυρєямαη |||       says (23:48):
ha
Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:48):
pussy
Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:50):
do you get it
       נρ ||| ΉӨӨDƧƬΛЯ' ||| уєαнн, ιι'м ѕυρєямαη |||       says (23:50):
ha yeahh a lot.
Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:50):
FUCK
Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:50):
the first person to do that
       נρ ||| ΉӨӨDƧƬΛЯ' ||| уєαнн, ιι'м ѕυρєямαη |||       says (23:50):
ha
       נρ ||| ΉӨӨDƧƬΛЯ' ||| уєαнн, ιι'м ѕυρєямαη |||       says (23:51):
do what? <----------------I thought i had him here
Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:51):
do you get it
       נρ ||| ΉӨӨDƧƬΛЯ' ||| уєαнн, ιι'м ѕυρєямαη |||       says (23:51):
yeah.
Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:51):
really
       נρ ||| ΉӨӨDƧƬΛЯ' ||| уєαнн, ιι'м ѕυρєямαη |||       says (23:51):
ha
Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:51):
do you though
       נρ ||| ΉӨӨDƧƬΛЯ' ||| уєαнн, ιι'м ѕυρєямαη |||       says (23:51):
yeahh.
Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:51):
ah but, do you
       נρ ||| ΉӨӨDƧƬΛЯ' ||| уєαнн, ιι'м ѕυρєямαη |||       says (23:52):
ah but, yes. BREASTS.
Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:52):
yeah theyre cool
Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:52):
but pussy
Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:52):
do you know what i mean
Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:52):
do you get it
Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:52):
cmon
Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:52):
you gotta get it
       נρ ||| ΉӨӨDƧƬΛЯ' ||| уєαнн, ιι'м ѕυρєямαη |||       says (23:52):
yhh
       נρ ||| ΉӨӨDƧƬΛЯ' ||| уєαнн, ιι'м ѕυρєямαη |||       says (23:52):
ii do get it. a lot.
Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:52):

Jimmyâ„¢ says (23:53):
Fuck you .

[[SoE]_Zaitsev]

Apparently not.

Easy to say once you know about it. I bet you'd say no too

[JDogg]

you would have to be pretty thick to answer no to the 'do you get it?' question

Depends how well you know the person your talking to I suppose, if they know you love joking around and stuff, they might get it. Lol get it?, I said get it.

[Infinite]

[18:53] Infinite: no
[18:53] Infinite: it does not
[18:53] The President: yes it does!
[18:53] Infinite: no it does not
[18:53] The President: let's fight
[18:53] Infinite: let's do it
[18:53] Infinite: *slap*
[18:53] The President: *ouch*
[18:53] Infinite: owned
[18:53] Infinite: i win
[18:53] Infinite: k
[18:53] Infinite: now
[18:54] Infinite: words are defined by people
[18:54] Infinite: people who say words in a certain context, by law, adds a definition to the word
[18:54] The President: I disagree
[18:54] The President: erm
[18:54] Infinite: then you're wrong
[18:54] Infinite: cause
[18:54] Infinite: i won the fight
[18:54] Infinite: :>


We were fighting over words defined by people and used in the "wrong" tense =x.

EDIT: another one

[19:04] The President: fraps is the fucking stupidest program ever
[19:04] Infinite: no
[19:04] Infinite: u
[19:04] Infinite: !
[19:04] The President: Im not a program
[19:04] Infinite: no u!
[19:04] The President: Im still not a program!
[19:04] Infinite: no U!!!
[19:04] The President: most of the time when I use fraps
[19:04] The President: at a looow resolution
[19:05] The President: 848x480
[19:05] The President: I cant get more than 12FPS
[19:05] Infinite: NO U!
[19:05] The President: ...
[19:05] The President: ok, me
[19:05] The President: you win
[19:05] Infinite: :>
[19:05] The President: I was lying
[19:05] Infinite: fuck

P.S. Thread resurrection!

[The President]

[23:03] Infinite: fucking emo
[23:03] Infinite: gtfo
[23:03] Infinite: right now
[23:03] The President: ok then
[23:03] The President: cya
[23:03] The President: !
[23:03] Infinite: bye
[23:03] <This user is now offline>

[Chaaos]

[18:53] Infinite: no
[18:53] Infinite: it does not
[18:53] The President: yes it does!
[18:53] Infinite: no it does not
[18:53] The President: let's fight
[18:53] Infinite: let's do it
[18:53] Infinite: *slap*
[18:53] The President: *ouch*
[18:53] Infinite: owned
[18:53] Infinite: i win
[18:53] Infinite: k
[18:53] Infinite: now
[18:54] Infinite: words are defined by people
[18:54] Infinite: people who say words in a certain context, by law, adds a definition to the word
[18:54] The President: I disagree
[18:54] The President: erm
[18:54] Infinite: then you're wrong
[18:54] Infinite: cause
[18:54] Infinite: i won the fight
[18:54] Infinite: :>


We were fighting over words defined by people and used in the "wrong" tense =x.

EDIT: another one

[19:04] The President: fraps is the fucking stupidest program ever
[19:04] Infinite: no
[19:04] Infinite: u
[19:04] Infinite: !
[19:04] The President: Im not a program
[19:04] Infinite: no u!
[19:04] The President: Im still not a program!
[19:04] Infinite: no U!!!
[19:04] The President: most of the time when I use fraps
[19:04] The President: at a looow resolution
[19:05] The President: 848x480
[19:05] The President: I cant get more than 12FPS
[19:05] Infinite: NO U!
[19:05] The President: ...
[19:05] The President: ok, me
[19:05] The President: you win
[19:05] Infinite: :>
[19:05] The President: I was lying
[19:05] Infinite: fuck

P.S. Thread resurrection!

LOL

"i was lying" made me laugh

[JDogg]

Pres isn't a stupid person!.