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Oh, we're joking about it now?
Michael Jackson died today. Apparently it's the first time he's been stiff without a little boy present.
Latest reports indicate that Michael Jackson died of an allergic reaction after eating 5-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson go into cardiac arrest? He walked into a nursery.
What's the difference between MJ and Disney Films? Disney films can still touch kids
Michael Jackson found guilty of 27 counts of child molestation. He was put under arrest earlier today. Cardiac arrest.
Michael Jackson died today. Apparently it's the first time he's been stiff without a little boy present.
Latest reports indicate that Michael Jackson died of an allergic reaction after eating 5-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson go into cardiac arrest? He walked into a nursery.
What's the difference between MJ and Disney Films? Disney films can still touch kids
Michael Jackson found guilty of 27 counts of child molestation. He was put under arrest earlier today. Cardiac arrest.
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When Farrah reached the pearly gates she was asked for one wish ...she said she would like all the children of the world to be kept safe...soon after Michael Jackson arrived
Due to the fact Michael Jackson is already considered 99% plastic it has been decided that instead of being cremated he will be melted down and be made into lego blocks, so that the younger generation may play with him for a change!
Due to the fact Michael Jackson is already considered 99% plastic it has been decided that instead of being cremated he will be melted down and be made into lego blocks, so that the younger generation may play with him for a change!
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That was probably the most hilarious thing I've ever heardDue to the fact Michael Jackson is already considered 99% plastic it has been decided that instead of being cremated he will be melted down and be made into lego blocks, so that the younger generation may play with him for a change!
I congratulate you for thinking that one up.that's a nice pic and all, but out of all the pictures you could have taken why'd you take a picture of a plant? 
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Because plants have some really small details. If a plant comes out nice in a photo, you have yourself a good camera
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Because plants have some really small details. If a plant comes out nice in a photo, you have yourself a good camera
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Yes, but if boobs come out really well in a photo you have a picture of boobs
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I did not.WorldDomoNation wrote:That was probably the most hilarious thing I've ever heardDue to the fact Michael Jackson is already considered 99% plastic it has been decided that instead of being cremated he will be melted down and be made into lego blocks, so that the younger generation may play with him for a change!
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Still ridiculously funny!
that's a nice pic and all, but out of all the pictures you could have taken why'd you take a picture of a plant?
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Because plants have some really small details. If a plant comes out nice in a photo, you have yourself a good camera
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Yes, but if boobs come out really well in a photo you have a picture of boobs
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Discussing Marshall's new camera lol^
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Because plants have some really small details. If a plant comes out nice in a photo, you have yourself a good camera
-Drofder 2004
Yes, but if boobs come out really well in a photo you have a picture of boobs
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Discussing Marshall's new camera lol^
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Indeed, Sam and I were straight on trying to gain accessDrofder2004 wrote:O na lighter not:
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Rest in peace and Farewell Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson. In your own way, each one of you helped young boys masturbate.
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Lmfao, best one so far imo.Dan2k3k4 wrote:Rest in peace and Farewell Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson. In your own way, each one of you helped young boys masturbate.
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A black guy, a white guy, and a paedophile walk into a bar... He orders a drink.
What does michael jackson have in common with a nintendo...?
both are made of plastic and kids turn them on.
What did the cardiac arrest say to michael jackson?
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE BLACK OR WHITE
Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
What does michael jackson have in common with a nintendo...?
both are made of plastic and kids turn them on.
What did the cardiac arrest say to michael jackson?
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE BLACK OR WHITE
Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
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