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Post by Rezil » April 20th, 2012, 5:58 pm

[SoE]_Zaitsev wrote:You know KS, that isn't even funny.
When has KS ever been funny?
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Post by <LT>YosemiteSam[NL] » April 20th, 2012, 6:16 pm

Rezil wrote:Something like this Sam? :)
:D Yup !

And Killer Sam :shock: :? :)

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Post by [SoE]_Zaitsev » April 20th, 2012, 6:47 pm

KillerSam wrote:
Rezil wrote:
[SoE]_Zaitsev wrote:You know KS, that isn't even funny.
When has KS ever been funny?
This.

It was somewhat past the acceptable line however, and for that - I do apologise. Just look for the innocent explanations and it's not too bad.
Stop doing that tbh, only makes you look like a sick fuck. Even more than we already know :D
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Post by Drofder2004 » April 20th, 2012, 8:09 pm

There is comedy in everything, and if you fail to see it, it does not make the joke any less funny.

In the words of Frankie Boyle - "In comedy, there's no line that you cannot cross"
If you draw a line at 'pedo' jokes, then you must also continue to draw a line at racism, sexism, ageism, weightism...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, comedy is in the ears of the listener.
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Post by [SoE]_Zaitsev » April 20th, 2012, 10:05 pm

Try and say such a thing against someone's daughter of that age. You will get a fist in your face.
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Post by Drofder2004 » April 20th, 2012, 10:52 pm

[SoE]_Zaitsev wrote:Try and say such a thing against someone's daughter of that age. You will get a fist in your face.
I have told many jokes, to many people of equal situations. I have told "nigger" jokes to black people, dead baby jokes to mothers. Nazi jokes to Germans, pikey jokes to Irish travellers and paki jokes to Indians...

Its about knowing your target audience and when it is and when it is not time to tell such a joke, but just because a joke is not appropriate does not make it any less of a joke.

I do not worry about the thought of a "fist in [my] face" because I am not a fool, I have never decided to test offensive jokes out on strangers. I have never entered a Mosque and started a conversation with "So, Mohammed walked into a bar...", I have never entered a prenatal class and shouted "What's funnier than a dead baby?" and I have no intention of walking onto a traveller site with "What's a pikey's favourite song?".

Maybe we should stick to fart jokes just incase we offend somebody. Unless anybody here has Irritable Bowel Syndrome, in that case we've got no hope for comedy.
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Post by <LT>YosemiteSam[NL] » April 20th, 2012, 11:16 pm

Guys, guys relax.
I'm not offended at all. I have a great sence of humor and also made a lot of jokes Vs other people.
I have a friend who is a teacher and we often make jokes of him hooking up with a 12 year old student :)
Sorry for f#cking up this topic, feel free to delete all not on topic posts.

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Post by Rezil » April 21st, 2012, 12:06 am

It's not that it was inappropriate, it was fucking LAME! I couldn't care less about crossing a line, I just found it really unfunny and predictable.
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Post by <LT>YosemiteSam[NL] » April 21st, 2012, 12:16 am

I would post the picture of Rodney King but I can't on this frekin tablet

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Post by Drofder2004 » April 21st, 2012, 1:22 pm

Rezil wrote:It's not that it was inappropriate, it was fucking LAME! I couldn't care less about crossing a line, I just found it really unfunny and predictable.
This for sure. I will certainly accept the joke was lame and obvious.
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Post by F |Madness| U » April 21st, 2012, 1:38 pm

I have IBS and therefore no jokes can be made.
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Post by Drofder2004 » April 21st, 2012, 5:08 pm

F |Madness| U wrote:I have IBS and therefore no jokes can be made.
Tough shit...


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Post by F |Madness| U » April 21st, 2012, 7:19 pm

:lol:
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Post by [SoE]_Zaitsev » April 27th, 2012, 12:38 pm

Holy shit. Kudos to those pilots. I can't even imagine what they must be going through at that time.
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Post by Soviet » April 28th, 2012, 3:06 am

I don't play EVE and I probably never will, but this is still awesome

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