I TOOK A SHIT! (WARNING! May containg offensive language)

Post by **Rezil** » July 12th, 2007, 7:14 pm

Well, it's been 5 minutes since I took a dump in my bathroom. The Brown weenie was more of a yellow-ish brown, unlike my previous works of art, which were more soft and dark browny. I considered flushing the toilet but I thought: "Let's give somebody else a chance to admire this Mona Lisa of Craps. So I left it there. Sitting in the bathroom.
I'd give it a 7/10. A plus would definetly be the fact it slid out of the hole very easily, but a minus was that the aftermath was far greater than that of Hiroshima.

Quality of the load:

3/10

Density:

7/10

Smell:

Equal to spending the rest of my life in an armpit of a 200kg nard. Who hasn't washed in a month. With rats crawling over them. Which he kills using his farts. (10/10)

All in all, it's been a great shit. I hope I 'release' a sequel soon.

(Neon said to rate my shit. So I did.)
(I'm actually a pretty normal human-being. Please don't ban me. I have a need for atention and writing in Fancy colors.)

Lethal323 · Post by **Lethal323** » July 12th, 2007, 7:19 pm

I GIVE THIS POST A 10/10

LOL
LOL
LOL

NICE POST, YET VERY DISCUSTING AT THE SAME TIME...

Coontang · Post by **Coontang** » July 12th, 2007, 7:19 pm

Wheres the ' I hate you BIATCH ' option?

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This is a good idea, I might make a thread about my shit.

Post by **Pedsdude** » July 12th, 2007, 7:32 pm

I've decided not to vote on the principle that the choices are biased!

Coontang · Post by **Coontang** » July 12th, 2007, 7:33 pm

Pedsdude wrote:I've decided not to vote on the principle that the choices are biased!

I voted at random because i dont like not voting in polls, its a phobia and it makes me twitch

Post by **Rezil** » July 12th, 2007, 7:36 pm

I love ks.

Coontang · Post by **Coontang** » July 12th, 2007, 7:43 pm

i dont know if this is possible but could an admin (preferably KS) make it so i can change my vote to the unbiased thing?

Lethal323 · Post by **Lethal323** » July 12th, 2007, 7:45 pm

same with me?

Post by **Rezil** » July 12th, 2007, 7:48 pm

Aw man that's the last time I make a poll unrelated to the topic. All you guys do is just look at the poll and make a random choice.

Coontang · Post by **Coontang** » July 12th, 2007, 7:50 pm

But the thing is there were crap choices!

Lethal323 · Post by **Lethal323** » July 12th, 2007, 7:51 pm

jimbos got a point... I still love you tho...

Post by **Rezil** » July 12th, 2007, 7:52 pm

jimbojetuk wrote:But the thing is there were crap choices!

YES! That's the whole point!

There were crap choices!

Coontang · Post by **Coontang** » July 12th, 2007, 7:56 pm

Lethal323 wrote:jimbos got a point... I still love you tho...

i have a big big point...y thing. But anyways *shakes head* i want my votey back.....

Lethal323 · Post by **Lethal323** » July 12th, 2007, 8:07 pm

Im gonna have your point....y thing when I rape you..lol

Coontang · Post by **Coontang** » July 12th, 2007, 8:17 pm

was the rape thing a joke or serious?

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