A pleasent surprise for you!

[Soviet]

Me neither, but saying ''Thank [Insert other name here]'' sounds odd

i actually say "Thank Me" a lot because 1. im awesome and 2. 30+ people at my school refer to me as Jesus

[[SoE]_Zaitsev]

What's the good thing of being called Jesus ?

[Soviet]

i can go around sounding holy when really im making tons of bs up and insulting christianity with every "holy" phrase i say. That and its blastphemous (sp?) to act as if you are god when you arent.

[Drofder2004]

i can go around sounding holy when really im making tons of bs up and insulting christianity with every "holy" phrase i say. That and its blastphemous (sp?) to act as if you are god when you arent.

blasphemy is something EVERYBODY does. The reason this is so is simple...

If you are not Christian, your are being blasphemous, so this means so far the only people not commiting blasphemy are Christians...

BUT

if you are not <insert other religion here> you are also commiting blashpemy to another religion.

So with that as a base, I pronounce a new religion, where being blashpemous is the key to "paradise". you are your own God, unless you do not believe in yourself, in which case, I am your God

There are no commandments, and the only book is "Nuts" (or "Zoo" depending on which you prefer)

[Soviet]

i can go around sounding holy when really im making tons of bs up and insulting christianity with every "holy" phrase i say. That and its blastphemous (sp?) to act as if you are god when you arent.

blasphemy is something EVERYBODY does. The reason this is so is simple...

If you are not Christian, your are being blasphemous, so this means so far the only people not commiting blasphemy are Christians...

BUT

if you are not <insert other religion here> you are also commiting blashpemy to another religion.

So with that as a base, I pronounce a new religion, where being blashpemous is the key to "paradise". you are your own God, unless you do not believe in yourself, in which case, I am your God

There are no commandments, and the only book is "Nuts" (or "Zoo" depending on which you prefer)

yes, but being blashphemous to christianity just makes me feel better than being blashphemous to other religons.

[Drofder2004]

yes, but being blashphemous to christianity just makes me feel better than being blashphemous to other religons.

Damn right...

Who better to take the piss out of than those damn Jebus worshippers

[Pedsdude]

There are no commandments, and the only book is "Nuts" (or "Zoo" depending on which you prefer)

Zoo is better